Megaman 0 (Adventureomabob.)

[Ukyo]

Choose ?, he's obviously dead.

[Lern]

After hard choices, You decide to do something very strange.

You merge your brainchip with Expendable troop mk II's system, upgrading it, then retrieve it, and install it to MK I's body.

Using Bloodloss Tech, you reawaken your new body whilst technically also being a mindless zombie robot.
Awaken... Zero Two!

Hmm. Something's missing.
You decide to become even more kickass and retrieve the HPC.

Awaken... Zero Two!

Something's wrong... Then you realize what it is. The mindless zombie you in the background, of course!

Awaken... Zero!


Now what?!

[Fuzion Phoenix]

Kick down the door, Guns Ready.

[Heavy and Metal.]

Go be a proper expendable troop and mindlessly go on dangerous missions. YAAAAAAAY.

[NDraxian0]

Declare your new name as 0 Two and then look around.

[Lern]

Originally Posted by NDraxian0

Declare your new name as 0 Two and then look around.

After blowing up your zombie self, you have already named yourself Zero. Why would you rename yourself to a less cool name?!

...Incidentally...

Isn't there someone CALLED Zero in the resistance? Well to hell with unoriginal names! You call yourself O2! Ahahaha! An oxygen molecule! Clever!

That still gives you no idea what the hell you should do before someone finds the guard's body.

[Heavy and Metal.]

Say he was actually a Neo Arcadia suicide bomber planning to kill us all. You will be made a hero!

[Ukyo]

Claim you were asleep when it happened so you didn't even know he was dead.

[Xearez]

Originally Posted by Heavy and Metal.

Say he was actually a Neo Arcadia suicide bomber planning to kill us all. You will be made a hero!

i love it, that is brilliant. i agree with Heavy and metal!

[NeoMan]

Rip the body apart and use its parts to make a weapon. Leave no piece behind.

[Forte]

Retrieve the guard's arm. Place it in your pants.

[Lern]

Originally Posted by Ukyo

Claim you were asleep when it happened so you didn't even know he was dead.

As you develop a genuine plan, you decide to up it.

You carry the body of the ETMK II and place it on the wall near the entrance to the basement and run off to the elevator.

As you ascend, and walk towards the command center, you see something amazing. Four, not one, not two, not three, retarded guards which hadn't suspected you were the criminal even though you walked right by their faces.

And finally, the command cen-
hold that shit
is that elfpiss?
oh my god elfpiss and he's wearing greeeeeen

Elfpiss has not yet noticed 02, however he has noticed you. In a most disturbing wink, he attempts to flirt with you through the fourth wall with crappy pick up lines.

Better do something quick.

[Xearez]

tell him you are straight and then shoot him where is balls SHOULD be, but arnt... and then continue walking.

[Heavy and Metal.]

Dive into the teleporter like a boss. Go onto any mission at all, just get away from that guy.

[NDraxian0]

Ignore elfpiss unless he orders you on an actual mission and continue exploring. Perhaps you'll find something interesting around. Or at least someone sympathetic.

[Forte]

Succumb to Original The Character's Elpizo Elfpiss' sexual advances to pass the time.

[Lern]

"Ignore elfpiss unless he orders you on an actual mission and continue exploring. Perhaps you'll find something interesting around. Or at least someone sympathetic."
Something interesting you find. It happened 2 minutes from now.
This is what you find:

But let's go back a little bit and find out how the hell you pissed off Zero so quickly;

Ignoring his sexual harrasment you advance, finding yourself aware of several sexual harrasment reports filed by the door. My god, elfpiss, what have you done?

You go toward's ciel, wishing to do something important.

By important you did not mean peeking through her door whilst she-
my god
what the
holy shit
that is sick
you were not aware Reploids were capable of that and frankly you could've gone your whole life not knowing.
You run off, hoping neither of them noticed you.

But! As indicated by the cartoony ! (Ripped not so directly from MGS), You were found! Not to mention those mad red eyes.

HEMAD

So! We're back to the beggining. You have less than 0.56 seconds to react. Do something quick and smart.

[Xearez]

tell zero that it was elfpiss peeking and that you were just standing nearby :P

[Heavy and Metal.]

Remind Zero Ciel is actually a human, not a reploid. While he thinks this over, run away and try and find a cyberelf to defend you.

[NDraxian0]

Yell "FILE DELETED" in monotone. In hopes that zero will think that what ever was seen by you was just UNSEEN. Since Reploids ARE robots of a sort... they are able to unsee things.