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CommanderJoe64 · 13-10-10, 00:10

Marry the desk, because it is very nice.

Forte · 13-10-10, 00:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by CommanderJoe64

Marry the desk, because it is very nice.

I second this because I have always wanted to witness the unholy matrimony of a man and a well crafted piece of furniture.

BarylTDF · 13-10-10, 00:26

Check outside your window to kill time and maybe, annoying some old dude.

Loki · 13-10-10, 01:07

>Wonder why fake arms are regular skin tone, and not blue.

>Become angered by the mistake that FakeArms INC. has done to your set of fake arms.

>Leave your room to go and complain.

BarylTDF · 13-10-10, 01:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loki

>Wonder why fake arms are regular skin tone, and not blue.

>You suddenly remenber why you never used them.

Fugsnarf · 13-10-10, 01:24

You realize that you need to take a quick dump.

CommanderJoe64 · 13-10-10, 15:49

Shoot yourself... :{) (moosetache happy face).

NDraxian0 · 13-10-10, 16:22

>Grab the entire contents of the desk and stuff them in your pimping car.

Lern · 13-10-10, 16:32

Equip JOSEPH'S TECHNICOLOR COAT to become immune to any sudden TECHNICOLOR LASER.

CommanderJoe64 · 13-10-10, 21:25

Use the BATHROOM!
Because it has BLUE toilet water.

Cupcake · 15-10-10, 02:24

-meet up with your friends for a quick practice round.

- think of a way to use the fake arms whenever needed

Lern · 15-10-10, 07:52

Hide an ACE in your FAKE ARM's sleeve.

Ukyo · 15-10-10, 13:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forte

Quote:

Originally Posted by CommanderJoe64

Marry the desk, because it is very nice.

I second this because I have always wanted to witness the unholy matrimony of a man and a well crafted piece of furniture.

Thirded, do this.

CommanderJoe64 · 15-10-10, 16:46

Devorce your wife for the desk...
Of course you have a wife....:P

Cobalt · 15-10-10, 19:07

>Marry with your DESK

You marry your DESK. You proceed to live the rest of your LIFE regretting that you married with a bunch of wood.

GAME OVER
TRY AGAIN

>Equip JOSEPH'S TECHNICOLOR COAT to become immune to any sudden TECHNICOLOR LASER.

You forgot about this conveniant thing that was in the FOURTH WALL of your room! Made my a highly skilled tailor with the use of HIGHLY REFLECTIVE CLOTH to it's maximum extend, it reflects off any TECHNICOLOR LASER! You will only wear it whenever you find it appropriate, since it will lower your INVISIBLE STYLE METER.

JOSEPH'S TECHNICOLOR COAT ADDED TO INVENTORY

You also decide to bring the FAKE ARMS with you in case you need to CHEAT.

FAKE ARMS ADDED TO INVENTORY

You notice the time! There are 30 minuntes left in your INVISIBLE TIMER! Time to get going.

You put your stuff on your PIMPIN' CAR. On the way to the STILIT CASSINO, you will have time to think and reflect about any subject. What will you think about?

Kairos · 15-10-10, 19:11

> ponder why the fuck you are blue

NeoMan · 15-10-10, 19:42

>Ponder why you bought the fake arms.

Fugsnarf · 15-10-10, 21:45

You think about your past love, causing you to swerve. Ironically, you crash into her house.

Forte · 15-10-10, 23:09

You wonder why your PIMPIN' CAR has such an odd elongated front end and such a tiny windshield that clearly does not protect your face from wind.

CommanderJoe64 · 16-10-10, 00:37

You wonder what you had for lunch that made you gassy: was it the all you can eat Mecxican buffet or the that blue dye, that spilled on your body/face/legs/arms.

13-10-10, 00:26	#23
BarylTDF Never the same Rank: Lord Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Here? Posts: 698	Check outside your window to kill time and maybe, annoying some old dude. __________________ Check my sprite thread, You'll like it. Follow me at DeviantArt and comment please. click to show

13-10-10, 01:07	#24
Loki lessthanthree. Rank: Godlike Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 2,449	>Wonder why fake arms are regular skin tone, and not blue. >Become angered by the mistake that FakeArms INC. has done to your set of fake arms. >Leave your room to go and complain. __________________

13-10-10, 01:24	#26
Fugsnarf Custom User Title Rank: Commander Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Location Location Posts: 358	You realize that you need to take a quick dump. __________________

15-10-10, 02:24	#31
Cupcake Rank: Hatchling Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: The blackhole south of Canada. Posts: 12	-meet up with your friends for a quick practice round. - think of a way to use the fake arms whenever needed __________________ Made a huge mistake... Lost a loved one... I'm so sorry... You know who you are... Please accept me in life again....

15-10-10, 19:07	#35
Cobalt Not Promoted Even Slightly Rank: Lord Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: in the wild Posts: 520	>Marry with your DESK You marry your DESK. You proceed to live the rest of your LIFE regretting that you married with a bunch of wood. GAME OVER TRY AGAIN >Equip JOSEPH'S TECHNICOLOR COAT to become immune to any sudden TECHNICOLOR LASER. You forgot about this conveniant thing that was in the FOURTH WALL of your room! Made my a highly skilled tailor with the use of HIGHLY REFLECTIVE CLOTH to it's maximum extend, it reflects off any TECHNICOLOR LASER! You will only wear it whenever you find it appropriate, since it will lower your INVISIBLE STYLE METER. JOSEPH'S TECHNICOLOR COAT ADDED TO INVENTORY You also decide to bring the FAKE ARMS with you in case you need to CHEAT. FAKE ARMS ADDED TO INVENTORY You notice the time! There are 30 minuntes left in your INVISIBLE TIMER! Time to get going. You put your stuff on your PIMPIN' CAR. On the way to the STILIT CASSINO, you will have time to think and reflect about any subject. What will you think about? __________________

13-10-10, 00:10	#21
CommanderJoe64 ki kōtei waizeru osh Rank: Lord Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Left of Albuquerque. Posts: 567	Marry the desk, because it is very nice.

13-10-10, 15:49	#27
CommanderJoe64 ki kōtei waizeru osh Rank: Lord Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Left of Albuquerque. Posts: 567	Shoot yourself... :{) (moosetache happy face).

13-10-10, 16:32	#29
Lern Permanently Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Milking one Justin Bieber joke after the other Posts: 2,424	Equip JOSEPH'S TECHNICOLOR COAT to become immune to any sudden TECHNICOLOR LASER.

13-10-10, 21:25	#30
CommanderJoe64 ki kōtei waizeru osh Rank: Lord Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Left of Albuquerque. Posts: 567	Use the BATHROOM! Because it has BLUE toilet water.

15-10-10, 07:52	#32
Lern Permanently Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Milking one Justin Bieber joke after the other Posts: 2,424	Hide an ACE in your FAKE ARM's sleeve.

15-10-10, 16:46	#34
CommanderJoe64 ki kōtei waizeru osh Rank: Lord Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Left of Albuquerque. Posts: 567	Devorce your wife for the desk... Of course you have a wife....:P

15-10-10, 19:11	#36
Kairos music Rank: Pony! Join Date: May 2006 Location: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGICAL Posts: 7,575	> ponder why the fuck you are blue

15-10-10, 19:42	#37
NeoMan Lost Spirit Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: The Lost Spirit Posts: 1,558	>Ponder why you bought the fake arms. __________________ What is your reason?

15-10-10, 21:45	#38
Fugsnarf Custom User Title Rank: Commander Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Location Location Posts: 358	You think about your past love, causing you to swerve. Ironically, you crash into her house. __________________

15-10-10, 23:09	#39
Forte Permanently Banned Rank: Thin Ice Join Date: May 2006 Location: Computer Posts: 730	You wonder why your PIMPIN' CAR has such an odd elongated front end and such a tiny windshield that clearly does not protect your face from wind.

16-10-10, 00:37	#40
CommanderJoe64 ki kōtei waizeru osh Rank: Lord Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Left of Albuquerque. Posts: 567	You wonder what you had for lunch that made you gassy: was it the all you can eat Mecxican buffet or the that blue dye, that spilled on your body/face/legs/arms.

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