Corrupted Wish Game

[megalink6556]

this has been on many other forums so now i post it here. the rules are simple some one post a wish and then you corrupt it like so,
i wish i was rich
nextpost:
wish granted you are now rich in sodium

i wish i was a pig

and then you start again note: if you want to place a comment put it in between the grant and the wish

[Mikado]

This belong to smeg head.
And use Capital letters!
Please can somebody move this?

[BlueSonnet]

Not sure if these little games are allowed anymore with the death of spudnik (and didn't we have a thread like this recently?). Should be alright methinks but if anything i would prefer it if you guys avoided 3-word posts and try something more indepth with these games.

Anyways you get your wish but end up getting served with scrambled egg, baked beans, tomatoes and worcester sauce, and get washed down with a nice glass of orange juice.

I wish i could shoot lazers and fly. That would be hell-yeah awesome.

[TwIzTeR_91]

You can... You accidently shoot all of your friends, and then fly into a submarine that just surfaced, but live.

I wish I wasn't sick.

[Mikado]

You aren't sick anymore, but then 10 seconds later, all sick people get 1000 dollar.

I wish I had a new fast, pc.

[Aki-at]

You've gotten the fastest computer ever made for home usage, problem is, its so fast now that you could never catch it anymore.

I wish I had super fast healing powers...

[TwIzTeR_91]

You get them, but then you also get a metal skeleton and magneto tortures you.

I wish I had a dime.

[Plaz]

Granted. Unfortunately, it is a 100,000,000-times actual size dime, and smashes you flat.

I wish, I wish for a fish on a dish, served with knish.

[Haukura]

Granted, but then you figure out that the fish isn't dead and then it eats you instead of you eating it.

I wish I could have the ability to find lost things so I can find my game and beat it.

[Daemonseele]

Granted, but everything you find gets lost the next hour.

I wish I didn't have to take the bus to go home from work.

[TwIzTeR_91]

Granted, then you drive home in a hummer and are blamed for global warming so everyone hates you.

I wish I had a pony.

[Mikado]

Granted, you have man-eating pony, and he eats you.

I wish I had an girlfriend.

[TwIzTeR_91]

Granted, but then she gets raped and the blame is placed on you.

I wish I wouldn't have to do my chores.

[Haukura]

Granted your chores start stacking up then you are evicted (sp) from your house. Also your family chases you down the street and every one watches and you are imbarest (sp)

I wish my eyes didn't itch.

[Mikado]

They don't itch anymore, but they burn now.

I wish I could be (more than now) happy

[lordmetroid]

Granted, but after, all less-than-happy people get free XLPs at Domino's.

I wish I had fried catfish.

[Mikado]

You get one, but it turns out there was an hidded bomb in it.

I wish I was a joke

[lordmetroid]

Your a Knock-knock joke...and a crappy one, at that.

I wish I remembered to brush my teeth more often.

[Hobo]

Granted but now everytime you brush your teeth George Bush is presedant another 67 years.

I wish I was bra....:g-Gaga:

[T3h_Waffleman]

You're a bra...Roseanne Barr's bra.

I wish I had a big sword.

[Hobo]

Granted, but the sword was evil and cut up your whole family and you.

I wish I was a Monkey...with a Cupcake.

[Kairos]

Grented-The cupcak is poision,and you die.

I wish I was smart

[T3h_Waffleman]

Granted. You know everything, and now know that the world is a truly terrible place and commit suicide.

I wish I had 4 stomachs.

[TwIzTeR_91]

Granted... Then three explode.

I wish I had a grape or two.

[Hobo]

Granted, but it was really George bush in disgise!

I wish I died a terrible death and went to hell and then everyone suffered.

[crimson hammer]

granted but devil didn't like you and kicked you out to earth again and then everyone that suffered tortures you but enough not to kill you for the rest of your life.

I wish I had more money than bill gates and not lose it wiithout hurting the economy going through a depression.

[Hyoi_Pear]

Granted. You get assassinated.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[crimson hammer]

granted but then a fisherman catches you and makes a feast for his poor family.

I wish I was emortal and all powerful that not even god could stop me or any living thing but god still keeps his job

[Hyoi_Pear]

Granted. You get sick with cancer and die.

I wish for bread!

[crimson hammer]

Granted but the bread gets stolen by a hobo.

I wish that I could go to heaven and stay there only to go back to somewhere safe there was disaster there

[Hyoi_Pear]

Granted. You get bored.

I wish i could have magical hobo combustion powers!

[crimson hammer]

Granted but you turn into a hobo so you kill yourself

I wish I had a million dollars that was real but didn't get by doing any crime and I cant get it stolen but am able to spend it

[lordmetroid]

A hobo steals it.

I wish I had a Nintendo Wii and SSBB.

[Kairos]

A hobo steals it

I wish I had a Nintendo Wii and SSBB.

[Aki-at]

You get one, but then your long lost twin brother returns and damands your parents give him compensation, which includes your Wii (pun intended) SSBB copy and your very SOOOOOOOOOOOUUUULLLL!

I wish I had a giant mecha at my control.

[Rainbow Dash]

Granted. Abraham Lincoln directs his elite team of Ninjas to each grab a bottle of febreeze and take it down. They succeed. You're next.

I wish I had a better avatar.

[Solarblade]

Granted, then you got banned for it.

I wish for world domination.

[Aki-at]

Granted, but the Daleks come back from the dead and invade the Earth.

I wish I had a TARDIS.

[action_fence]

You achieve a TARDIS, just by accident it is the Master's TARDIS and he kills you.

I wish I had a Mad Lib Life

[Fluttershy]

Granted but you slowly go insane because of it.

I wish, I wish I was a fish!!!

[crimson hammer]

granted a shark eats you.

I wish control minds to do my bidding

[action_fence]

Granted, but a door once opened can be entered either way, and you become the one being controlled.

I wish I had super powers.

[Aki-at]

Granted, but your locked up in Area 51 by the American millitary.

I wish for the opposite of bad to happan all the time.

[action_fence]

Granted. And instead of Michael Jackson's "Bad" to be played all the time. Weird Al's "Fat" is played all the time.

I wish to be let free from Area 51.

[Aki-at]

Granted, but then the Chinese lock you up in their version of Area 51.

I wish for a empty wish.

[Solarblade]

granted, then it got filled.

I wish I had a fan.

[Aki-at]

Granted, but you were giving a fan as in, stalking obese fangirl who wanted to make love to you fan.

I wish to have nothing but everything!

[Solarblade]

Granted, but you got everything but nothing.

I wish I had a shark!

[lordmetroid]

He shoots laser eye-beams at you and you melt.

I wish I had pie!

[Kairos]

Grant-It's apie bomb

I wish I had a an penny.

[action_fence]

Granted. It's a penny design that is going to be made in the future and you are arrested for conterfeiting a penny. And everyone makes fun of you because it was a penny that you supposidly counterfeited.

I wish for an elipses (...)

[Clone of Bob]

Granted but then it turns evil and eats you.

I wish i had evil bad tempered mutated seabass

[Chicken of evil]

Wish granted but it eats you (toooo easy)

I wish that i was inveeeencible!

[BasilBasil]

You become invincible, outliving all of your family. You watch generations of people wither and die alone, just like you will be forever.
I wish to have the ablility to stop time.

[Chicken of evil]

granted: You get stuck!

i wish that no one ever died! (beat that)

[Aki-at]

Granted, but then the Earth is over popullated and because of your wish, every 20 or so years, a genocide is carried out of roughly 1.3 billion people and you are regard as the "evil one" from that day on...

I wish my wish never got corrupted...

[crimson hammer]

granted it got currupted after 5 seconds.

I wish micheal jackson wasn't gay child molester

[action_fence]

Granted, You end up in the '80s when he wasn't and you are stuck with all the sucky 80s crap.

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

[Mikado]

You know what it is, and you want to become a zombie!

I wish an wish.

[action_fence]

You know what it is, and you want to become a zombie!

I wish an wish.
(out of game information follows)
I really do want to become a zombie, how did you ever know?

(back to game)
Granted, and I eat you...

I wish I wasn't so bored.

[crimson hammer]

granted you are bored even more

i wish i was in a virtual world that never had a disaster

[Haukura]

Granted, But then the X virus *read MMGO and MMZXA on Planet megaman*
Attacks the virtual world and every one inside it is traped. Then the people inside the virual world become infected and start causing mayhem.

I wish my computer at home worked and I wish the library computer would load this funny movie I want to watch.

[Blitz Mage]

Your home computer and library computer instead form a murder/suicide pact that quickly devlolves in an international murder spree resulting in over 40 deaths before being finally gunned down outside a cheesy hotel in Warsaw, Poland.

I wish I were an Oscar Meye weiner.

[DragonZero]

Granted. You win an Oscar award. Ninjas break into your house, steal the award, kill everyone in the house, including you, and spraypaint: "d4 n1nj4z w4z h3r3!!!111!" On your wall... In red.

I wish I was a stapler......

[action_fence]

Granted. You become a red Swingline stapler. Lumburgh steals you from Milton. Milton gets mad and sets Initech on fire and you are still inside, you are now ashes.

I wish my internet connection didn't suck.

[DragonZero]

Granted. Your internet connection is now so blazingly fast, your computer doesn't have enough Ram to power it. You blue screen.

I wish I had a Morning star (Y'know, one of those spikey metal balls on a chain.).

[Blitz Mage]

Granted, but you end up bashing your skull in on accident when practicing with it.

I wish it were a little cooler (temperature-wise) in my home town.

[Solarblade]

Granted, then it got so cold the whole town froze over.

I wish for a dragon.

[action_fence]

Granted. You didn't specify what kind of dragon you wanted. And you end up with a komodo dragon and it bites you, you die just a bit later of infection on the foot.

I wish for a pet chicken.

[Solarblade]

Granted, then it went into your pool and drowned.

I wish that chicken came back.

[Triggerman.exe]

Granted but the chicken becomes a zombie and turns every body to a zombie

i wish i had pie that could never go away even if i ate it all

[Solarblade]

Granted, then someone else ate the pie. Then it never came back.

I wish for a copy of Megaman ZX.

[Triggerman.exe]

Granted,but the game brakes when you first play it

i wish i had a pony

[action_fence]

nevermind.

[Solarblade]

EDIT: doh! people posted at like the same time ><.

Granted, then everyone went after your brains.

I wish I had an army to conquer the world with.

[action_fence]

Granted. The pony is the size of a nickel.

I wish for a purple pony the size of a nickel.

[Triggerman.exe]

Granted but the pony is a 1/5 size of a nickel

i wish wish i haddnt killed that fish

[HZ]

wish granted but the wish machine is outa order and you blow up

i wish this font wasent so ugly!!!!

[Blitz Mage]

The wish does not get granted due to confusion over the word "wasent."

I wish I had a wish.

[Kairos]

Granted-It's courpted.

I wish they came out with MM:PU 2. With 2 new robotmasters,that I made. And I had a copy.That dosen't break.

[action_fence]

Granted. If it's already broken it can't be broke. When you get it, you open the case and it's already broken.

I wish that the next person posting will corrupt this wish.

[Kairos]

Granted-The I corupot this wish. Then it kills you. ^_^

i wish I could think of two new robot masters...

[action_fence]

Granted, they are just God-awful. SpleenMan, and OpusMan. And the weapons, SpleenMan Flatuates(sp?) and OpusMan plays a Trumbone.

I wish no more of the corruped wishes kill me.

[Mikado]

Youre wish is granted, you don't die, but you're tortured.

I wish pink

[Blitz Mage]

Granted, but you dream blue.

I wish the Naruto fillers would end..... and that I'd have broadband access to download them at home.

[Mikado]

You do, but an evil alien don't, he's jalous and eats you.

I wish towich that I wished the wish that my mother son is the father of my brother what makes me an grandfather to wish this wish I wish.

[Fluttershy]

Granted, but you break the time space continuim which results in your death.

I wish Mikado didn't just confuse the hell out of me.

[action_fence]

Granted. He didn't just confuse you, thus you didn't wish for him to not confuse you and I am not granting the wish that you didn't make. Causing a large parodox, thus the world explodes.

I wish that ummm...

[Blitz Mage]

Huh happened instead.

I wish that I could be paid for watching TV.

[DragonZero]

Granted. Everyone gets paid for watching TV. Bill Gates then spends his fortune on TV's, and quintuples his money. He is now the richest man in the known universe.

I wish I could think of a wish.

[Fluttershy]

Granted. Unfortunately it involved you being horribly maimed...

I wish I was an assassin.:g-ninja:

[Mikado]

Granted, you have an mision to kill yourself.

I wish to be an ninja.

[Blitz Mage]

Granted, but you're a worthless ninja like Konohamaru.

I wish I had a katana.

[DragonZero]

Granted. You have a razor-sharp katana. Unfortunately, you decided to go to Burger King, and they forgot to put up a "Wet Floor" sign.

I wish I had a bag of double chocolate chip cookies.

[Kairos]

Granted-It's DARK chocalte.

I wish I had a shiny penny...

[DragonZero]

Granted. You have BatMan's gigantic shiny penny. Unfortunately, BatMan wants it back.

I wish I had speakers for my comp.

[Dropshipmk2]

Wish Granted... But your speakers are old and broken

I wish for a D2 computer....

[phenix]

Granted, it's full of viruses.

I wish I could bend reality to however I wanted.

[crimson hammer]

granted you die before you can use it

I wish I had a jet back

[DragonZero]

Gratned. You have a jet plane fused into your back, which crushes you under its weight.

I wish I could make sprites more people would like. >_<

[Aki-at]

You do, but then people get jealous of your spriting skills and storm your house with spades and pitchforks.

I wish this will stay the 101st post in this topic.

[Kuja]

granted but you wake up realising it was just a dream

I wish i was a lil bit taller......i wish i was a baller i wish i had a girl in the hood i would call her ..............

[GameSaver]

I wish X7 never exested!(God that sucked!)

[Daemonseele]

Granted, X7 is replaced by another X7 that is twice as bad.

I wish I didn't get myself sunburnt today.

[Don Kalypso]

Grante, instead you get diaria

I wish for assasin repelent.

[Mikado]

Granted, but he walks away, because you didn't pay him.

I wish I was an level 100 sors, in TIBIA.

[Boja]

granted, but afterwords you get full body cancer, AIDS, and a cronic disease that painfully burns out your innards, then a magic shark bites your arms off, and his bite gives you the gift of never aging and immortality, but due to you never aging the diseases never stop and since you never die you witness everyone you know die and as time passes you survive the apocalypse then you spend all eternity floating in space in massive pain....yep

i wish i had enough money to buy a DS

[action_fence]

Granted, But Nintendo secretly put explosive devices inside all of the DS systems. Right before you buy one, Nintendo sets off the explosives, leaving you with a memory of a system that you wanted so badly. There is one modded one left in the world, though. But you don't have enough money to buy that one. You just had enough to buy one from retail.

I wish for the number seven.

[TwIzTeR_91]

Granted. You get 7 rabid racoons.

I wish I could eat more food.

[GameSaver]

Granted, but you eat so much food that you become the fattest man in the world, get rich working in the circus, then die from food poisoning from uncooked chicken at McDonald's.

I wish that Capcom would make a DASH 3.

[Don Kalypso]

Granted, but it is so amazing that your eyes explode and your eyesockets bleed from the sheer cuteness of Roll.

I wish...I wish...I wish to have the talent of all the greatest magicians of history, and to top it all off I also want to be able to perform Aclhemy.

[DragonZero]

Granted. You are Elric (from FMA)+Hudini on Crack. Someone then, classic noir horror style, breaks into your house and accidentally smashes random phials of God-Knows-What magic stuff onto the floor, releasing Ctulhu. Or Satan. Or something else that's bad.

I wish I made a wish SO PERFECT, even this game could not corrupt it.

[Skull Master]

granted you make a wish so perfictly afull that this game can't make it worse.

I wish I had a pizza with extra cheese.

[Don Kalypso]

Granted, your perfect wish just goes away, because nothing is perfect, at least not in this world.

I wish for phenomenal cosmic powers.

[DragonZero]

Granted. You have the power of God, but no Idea how to control them. Then, by accident, you create a rift in the space/time continium, and meet your negative self, who CAN control his powers and owns your sorry arse.

I wish Skull Master would corrupt this wish.

[Skull Master]

Granted, but I died so somon els has to.

were's my pizza!?

[Don Kalypso]

Thy wish is granted o master of skulls.

I really was hoping that some oen would get that reference in my last wish, but if any one can guess it right thou shall receive one prize.

I wish for .... Ooooohhhh I know, I wish for the abilities of the greatest Triple Triad players ever.

[DragonZero]

Granted, but then Squall shows up and PWNS you.

I wish *Insert totally hilarious Videogame Refference here*.

[Skull Master]

granted you dieing plays over and over.

I wish for a Giant Meck Suit.

[DragonZero]

Granted, but you begin to leak gasoline during your mid-air fight with Hiro Yuy (from Gundam Wing)

I wish for stairs. LOTS of stairs...

[Skull Master]

Greanted, but one of the staires that you step on is badly craked so you fall through and get shot with poison darts.

I wish I had a bazooka.

[DragonZero]

Granted, whe bazooka becomes jammed, and you fire, blowing yourself to h***.

I wish that time would stop.

[Don Kalypso]

Still no takers on the prize offer, all you have to do is guess, correctly, which game, movie, and/or story I got that wish from ( where I wished for phenomenal, cosmic powers.)

Granted ,time is stopped, but you are frozen as well

I wish for chibbis

[Skull Master]

Granted, time stops at the most painfull time of your life and the pain runs through your body for all eternaty.

I wish somone els would poast.

Brouse all Mighty?

[Blitz Mage]

Wish machine blows up due to poor spelling instead.

I wish that this wish would be granted without being corrupted.

[DragonZero]

Granted. You explode because you know too much. :P

I wish I had an awesome Gothic Castle, like in CastleVania!

[Don Kalypso]

Granted Dragon of Zero, then you find dracula in your castle, and he tries to take over the world again.

I wish for chibbis, and lots of them.

[DragonZero]

Granted. You are so swamped with chibis, you can no longer breathe. (If it helps, you died happy)

I wish for the world's biggest fried chicken with KFC style skin!

[Don Kalypso]

Granted DZ, you know own the worlds largest Kentucky Fried Chocobo skin, which turns out to be rather small when compared to chicken skin.

I wish for beautiful cat-girls to adore me as if I were thier king.

[DragonZero]

(Duuude! NO FAIR!)
Granted. Do you know what cats do to something when they like it? They knead it. A lot. With CLAWS.

I wish for something similar to your last wish, only having less potential for pain. Like...... Cat girls who've had their claws clipped.

[Don Kalypso]

DZ: Granted, instead they kill you through physical violence, because you had thier claws clipped.

I wish for chibbi cat-girls who love me, but wont claw me to death.

[DragonZero]

(Oh... You're good...)
Granted, you have chibir cat girls SO ADORABLE it actually KILLS you.

I wish I had something random that would explode without actually harming me.

[Don Kalypso]

DZ: Granted, it blows up, doesn't kill you, but destroys the earth, so the vacume of space kills you.

I wish for fangirls.

[DragonZero]

Granted. You now have so many fangirls, every man on the planet now hates you. They hunt you down and burn you at the stake... After giving you very unproffessional acupuncture therapy.

I wish your next wish wouldn't involve females!

[Don Kalypso]

DZ: Denied.

I wish for chibbi, cat-girl, fangirls who love me, and show thier love without thier claws.

[DragonZero]

(Dude! YOU DENIED IT! THAT'S UNHEARD OF! I like your style!:g-winky: )

Granted. However, they all love you SO MUCH they begin to fight over you (CAT FIGHT!), and subsequently end up killing themselves off (The last one died of blood loss before she made it back to you:p )

I wish for chibbi, VAMPIRE cat-girl, fangirls who love me, and show thier love without thier claws. And as they are Vampires, cannot die.:p

[Don Kalypso]

DZ: Granted, but they burn up in the sun, while in the process of showing you just how much they loved you.

I got no wish, if you can beleive that then you are wrong. I wish for the power to control my legions of chibbi, cat-girl, fangirls, who love me, while not using thier claws to show said love.

[DragonZero]

(Oh, you're GOOD!:g-O_o: )
Granted. However, you cannot maintain control of them, as you are to distracted by their radiant Chibi-ness. Your head a splode.

I wish for immortal, fairy, NINJA:g-ninja: fangirls!:g-nosebleed:

[Don Kalypso]

DZ: Granted, but they start fighting over who is more powerful, and the whole thing ends up being a "Highlander" parody, but with ninjas and faries.

I wish for bum bum buuuuummm dramatic reverb, the compleate control over my chibbi, cat-girl, fangirls, who show thier love of me without thier claws, and that I will not die due to thier almost over-whelming chibbiness, or lack of cloths.

[action_fence]

Granted. These past few wishes have confused the wish machine that you become a chibbi, cat-girl, fangirl that loves yourself more than anything in the world. Making you not able to eat or do anything thus you die of malnutrition(sp).

I wish that My next wish would be corrupted by someone that has not corrupted wishes yet.

[DragonZero]

Granted. The space-time continium is altered so that all my posts are erased, resulting in a septuple post by Calypso, resulting in his perma-ban from the site. His huge army of his fangirls materialized simultaneously, and claw'd you to death.

I wish I was a Vampire.

[Don Kalypso]

DZ: Granted, but Blade comes and kills you, just because he can.

AF: Granted your next wish shall not be corrupted by any of us, instead it will be corrupted by Satan, because he "Rox My Sox" says Satan fanboy.

I wish for a non-fangirl, catgirl who shows her love for me without her claws, and is willing to play Twister any day of the week.

[action_fence]

DZ:Granted. You become a Malkavian, and because of that you know how you died and every detail that comes with that. Making you go insane, suicidal, and blood thirsty. You kill yourself after your first feast.

Cal: Granted. Too bad it's dance beat Twister. Or whatever it's called.
(The one where each person has their own mat.)

I wish I couldn't remember the wish I was wishing when I wished this wish to wish the last wish.

[DragonZero]

Granted. Space-time breaks.

I wish I was a Vampire that DIDN'T want to kill myself.

[Don Kalypso]

AF: you confuse the wishing machine, so it just turns you into a chibbi, cat-girl, fangirl, but do to time paradoxes you are sent to the fith demention where you meet up with all the Doctor Whos of all time, and you play Twister, the regular kind, until oblivian.

DZ: you don't kill yourself, but you get AIDS from an emo that you drained.

I wish I was a cat-girl.

[GameSaver]

Granted, but you are SO ugly, that you kill yourself when you look in the mirror.

I wish that chibis never exested!

[DragonZero]

@ Calypso: Vampires can't get diseases.:p

@ GameSaver: Denied.

I wish I went on eBay and bought a magical, fan girl attracting sword!

[Don Kalypso]

GS: The laws of the wish machine say "Thou shall not wish that thine chibbis hath never existed", so I guess that means denied.

I wish that I was a very beautiful cat-girl, that has super fanboy killing powers.

[DragonZero]

Granted. You are a cat girl. However, you still retain your liking of girls, making you a...

(Re-Post!) I wish I went on eBay and bought a magical, fan girl attracting sword!

[Don Kalypso]

Yeah! Alright, thank you DZ.

DZ: You get the sword, but the batteries were i upside-down, so it is a fanboy atracting sword, and it now repels fangirls.

I wish for a chibbi.

[DragonZero]

Granted. You have a Levi Chibi ;). However, it contains the soul of the REAL Levi, and she kills you with her awesome Trident thing.

[Fuzion]

I wish I could die.

[Don Kalypso]

F: denied, the wish machine doesn't grant death wishes, that is what suicide booths are for sily.

cool, now I wish for a Hinata chibbi, the Hinata from Naruto.

[GameSaver]

Granted, but you get so many, that they crush you into tiny pieces.

I wish that Pokemon didn't suck.

[Fuzion]

Granted, they eat you.
I wish I was I was a Gazillionare + 193478927589734

[Fuzion]

F: denied, the wish machine doesn't grant death wishes, that is what suicide booths are for sily.

cool, now I wish for a Hinata chibbi, the Hinata from Naruto.
Dangit. >_>; ( Look at above post for wish )

[Don Kalypso]

F: granted, but your rival, Steve Jobs, hires an assassin to kill you in your cat-girl filled sleep.

I wish for, *Dramatic reverb* a Hinata chibbi catgirl, who shows her love of me, not Naruto because he sucks, without the use of her claws.

[GameSaver]

Granted, but it goes crazy and kills you.

I wish for the destruction of Pokemon!

[DragonZero]

Granted! There is NO POSSIBLE WAY TO CORRUPT THAT!

I wish I was Vincent from FF7!

[Don Kalypso]

GS: The wish machine also denies this wish, due to the lost thirteenth wish rule: "Thou shall not wish for the destruction of Poket Monsters, as they are cute, and in thine pocket."

I wish for the destruction of Digital Monsters, because I follow the lost 14th wish rule: "Thou shall wish for the smiting of Digital Monsters, as they are complete BS rip-offs of thine Pocket monsters, that and because they aren't in thine pockets."

[GameSaver]

Calypso: Granted, but you also destroy every other ripoff anime, causing a rip in the Universe and destroing everything.
DZ: Granted, but you die because you ran out of potions.

I wish that the Megaman1 Boxart didn't suck.

[Don Kalypso]

GS: Granted, in the most BS way possible, the Star Wars box art now sucks, and all the Star Wars fans hate you because you mad the wish.

I wish for Selphie Tilmit, from FF8, and that she loves me alot, and is wearing her Seed outfit most of the time when she wears cloths.

[DragonZero]

(Selphie?)
Granted. However, it is revealed that Seifer had a crush on her, and smites you with his Hyperion GunBlade.

I wish for Kadaj, Yahzoo, and Loz to come into the real world and start blowing up stuff, looking for their "Mom"'s head!

[Don Kalypso]

DZ: Granted, but later Cloud appears, and kills them.

I wish for Levi, and that she loves me, and will never allows bad things to happen to me.

[DragonZero]

Granted. But she thinks what you just said is "rude".

I wish for Reno from Advent Children. 'Nuff said.

[Don Kalypso]

DZ: Granted, Reno runs off to Reno, and makes a fortune there while gambeling.

I wish that Edward Elric was a girl.

[ila]

Granted: but she pursued a relationship with Armstrong and was crushed by his Traditional Armstrong love making.

I wish for ... something? I don't know, Pirates 3 to be out?

[Don Kalypso]

Ila: Granted, three pirates jump out of your computer screen, and start to wreak havoc in your room.

(Now this may sound wierd, but) I wish Cloud was a lesbi*n.

[Mikado]

Granted, some cloud freaks are mad, and they gonna kill you.

I wish that my wish is gonna be perfect.

[Don Kalypso]

granted, but your perfect wish is no longer perfect, due to the fact that nothing in this world can be perfect.

I wish for a chibbi Levi.

[Boja]

GrAnted, but it gets stolen

i wish for ham

[Don Kalypso]

Granted, but it rots before you eat it.

I want to go potty.

[DragonZero]

Granted. No one ever said you had to use a toilet.

I wish Calypso and I could have another Wish Battle, just like last night!

[Don Kalypso]

Granted.

I wish that my army of chibbi, cat-girl, fangirls that look like Levi, who show thier love for me without using thier claws, would rise again, so that we might take over this thread, and kick arse all over the place.

[DragonZero]

Granted. But they all turn out to be Vent Model LX.

I wish for an equally large army of PANTHER, ninja, Vampire fairy fangirls to do battle with the army of chibi cat-girls who you will innevitably create in the next post.

[Don Kalypso]

DZ: Denied, because they are vampires, they burn up in the sunlight.

But, I wish for my army of chibbi, cat-girl, fangirls that look like Levi, who show thier love for me without using thier claws, that aren't Vent in Model L armor.

[DragonZero]

Granted. They are Girrouette in LX Armor. :p

I wish for an army of completely robotic tank drones, who are under my control, with sufficient firepower to make extinct the race of chibi cat fangirls!

[Don Kalypso]

DZ: Granted, but you did not count on the fact of Sheild powers.

I wish that my army, previously mentioned, had EMP launchers.

[Mikado]

They have, and they fire at you.

I wish an dog

[DragonZero]

Granted, but they mess up your mail order, and you get a Samurai dog with Katana teeth that kills you.

I wish to continue the Wish Battle with Calypso.

[Don Kalypso]

DZ: Granted,

I wish that now armed with EMP launchers my Army demolishes your robots.

One more page for my army, Mhahahahahahahahahaha.

[DragonZero]

Granted, but the EMP launchers disable all electronics. One cat girl fires too close, and disables your entire army's EMP guns.

I wish for freaky bio-engineered, cell tissue robots that had psychokinetic shielding abilities, and were not attracted to your cat girls.

[Don Kalypso]

You mean Bio-tech?, granted, they bio-degrade when it rains.

I wish for my army to be beautiful, and not competative with each other.

[DragonZero]

Granted: they do not compete over you. However, they DO compete about who's hotter, resulting in the, once again, bloody destruction of your (Seemingly unlimited) hot, chibi cat fangirl army.

I wish for mozzarella cheese.

[Don Kalypso]

DZ: Granted, it turns out to be alive, and it eats you.

More babe-a-licious army please.

[DragonZero]

Denied. (They're half-garbed super model chibi cat fangirls. I think that's gorgeous enough for you, Mr. Testosterone!)

I wish for a new wish machine, that suits my personal wants... And paintjob.

[Don Kalypso]

Denied, you hurt the wish machines feelings, and the laws of physics.

Rise my army of chibbi, cat-girl, fangirls that look like Levi, and who show thier love of me without the use of claws.

[DragonZero]

......Who turn out to be Dr. Wily clones, dressed up as Leviathan.

I wish for spikes, horns, and other assorted pointy things.

[Skull Master]

grented, their is one on your chest and when you go to bed it stabs through you and, needles to say, it kills you.

I wish for my vary oun TINY TANK!

[DragonZero]

Granted. You have your very own Tiny Tank... Chasing you down your street blasting shells at you.

I wish you could spell better >_<!

[Don Kalypso]

Denied, him spelling better would cause the world to implode.

I want my army to rise, without them being clones, or anyone else dressing up as them

[Skull Master]

Granted, their androids

I wish for summer vacation to last forever!

[Blitz Mage]

Granted, but the temperature reaches over 200 degrees Fahrenheit and everyone dies as a result.

I wish that the same couple of people would stop treating these forums as an instant messenger and not post in the same topic once every ten minutes.

[Don Kalypso]

BM: Denied, because wish fights are fun.

I wish for Kim Possible, and no Ron Stoppable, or any of her arch-enemies.

[Mikado]

She don't likes you, and don't come

I wish an commandos strike force copy.

[Don Kalypso]

M: Granted, it is pirated, and you are arrested.

I wish for Kagome to like me, and that Inuyasha wasn't jeleous.

[Kairos]

Granted-He's not jealus-he just doesn't like you and kills you.

I wish I wasn;t lazy and strrted this comic...

[Don Kalypso]

Rags: Granted, in stead I make one, with better text ballons.

I wish for the "Gimorum Arcanorum"

[Mikado]

You get it, but everybody become evil rabbit-zombie and attack you of no reason.

I wish I had an rabbid zombie, that don't cause any death or any other painfull things.

[Blitz Mage]

Granted, but zombie hunters (such as myself) kill you anyway.

Speaking of which.....

I wish Resident Evil 5 came out today (and that it was even better than the awesomeness that was RE4).

[Don Kalypso]

BM: Granted, but because RE5 is so awesome it is pulled from the shelfs because one of the zombies had gay undertones in its personality, that and you blow it up, and anti-gay people petitioned it.

I wish for an usagi.

[Haukura]

Granted- but usagi maimes you and then you die due to the fact that usagi staps a sharp to the tip met tool with a horn hat up your back.

I wish a had a life times supply of everything. And that this wish couldn't be corrupted due to the fact that it has an anti-wish corrupt shield.

[Type-BLUES.EXE]

Granted, but you made the wish at the end of your life, so really, you don't to enjoy it.

I wish my progress pet made sense.

[Blitz Mage]

It makes sense, but only to other people and not to you.

I wish it would rain tonight.

[Dude/Man]

wish granted but it floods your house over night.

i wish i could play the guitar.

[TwIzTeR_91]

Granted, the strings cut all your fingers off.

I wish I went to the concert yesterday.

[Haukura]

Granted, but then you were crushed in a mosh pit.

I wish I could figure out what goes on in a crazy person's head.

[Skull Master]

You do but then it's so disturbing that you wish you couldn't figure it out and this makes a continues cercle of crap.

I wish my chors would do themselvses.:)

[TwIzTeR_91]

They do, but they get a mind of their own and you get raped up the ass with a broomstick.

I wish my wish was corrupted.

[Blitz Mage]

You died.

I wish that the Resident Evil movies were good.

[Dude/Man]

granted. but they are so good that when you see it you become so scared that you have a heart attack.
i wish i had a cookie.

[Type-BLUES.EXE]

granted, the cookie crumbles and you commit suicide because you suddenly became depressed.

I wish i had a quadrillion zenny.

[GG Hendrix]

Granted, but then Ragnarok Online ENDS.

I wish for a paradox.

[Blitz Mage]

Granted, but its a TIME PARADOX! Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAKE!!!!!

I wish that my laptop wasn't busted.

[Haukura]

Granted but then it turns into a demon and eats you.

I wish pee wee's play house didn't exist

[Perks]

Granted but then [as] is cancelled.

I wish Haukura didn't exist.

[Don Kalypso]

Perks: Granted, instead Favic is un-banned.

I wish for another usagi.

[Dude/Man]

granted but it sucks so bad your eyes explode.

i wish the ps3 would be reasonably priced.

[Don Kalypso]

Dudeman: Granted, but the prices of the games are so hight you can't purchase one without getting a loan.

I wish that y'all knew what an usagi is.

[Blitz Mage]

Granted, but we forget.

I wish that there were more good games coming out recently.

[crimson hammer]

Granted you cant afford any

I wish I had no fear

[megajosh2]

Granted, a dragon challenges you to a duel and since you have no fear, you accept and then you die.


I wish for fresh farm rasied tomatoes.

[Blitz Mage]

Granted, but they're brought to you by mobsters that are about to carry out a hit on you.

[Dropshipmk2]

But what did you wish for?

Granted, but you get a really bad wish, good luck.

I wish for a PeeWee Toy...! (PeeWee From TA!)

[Blitz Mage]

Granted, but he molests you.

I wish I had a wish in my previous post.

[Don Kalypso]

Drop: Granted, but the guy who gets you the toy thought you ment PeeWee from "PeeWee's Playhouse".

BM: Granted, but the wish gets deleted by some time traveling mishap.

I wish for the spriting ability of the greatest spriters ever.

[Fluttershy]

Granted, unfortunately you gained the greatest of the worst.

I wish I had chocalate pudding!!

[Don Kalypso]

Jace: Granted, but it isn't the "chocalate" you thought it was.

I wish for a h*rny catgirl, who wants only me.

[Blitz Mage]

Granted...... but she's cat in all the wrong places.

I wish my house magically got high speed wireless internet.

[Don Kalypso]

BM: Granted, but it turns out to be a net that flies around your house at an incredably fast pase, cutting almost everyone into peices.

I wish for a h*rny catgirl, who is a cat in the right places, that wants only me.

[Plaz]

Granted... but she eats a lot, you soon go bankrupt, and she is taken to the pound.

I wish for a pith helmet.

[megajosh2]

Granted, it's made of cardboard.

I wish for a Metool.

[Don Kalypso]

MegaJ: Granted, but it goes homocidal, and kills you.

I wish my h*rny catgirl, who only loves me, and is a cat in the right places, didn't eat so much

[megajosh2]

Granted, that sl*t f***s you so much that your d*** will never be able to c*m again. I did not just say that.

I wish for a free range level editor for any game of choice.

[Blitz Mage]

Granted, but now you can't find your copy of the game of your choice.

I wish I won the lottery.

[megajosh2]

Granted, you lost your lottery ticket and it turns out that it was left on a sidewalk.

I wish that I could have more spriting help threads to read.

[Don Kalypso]

MegaJ: Granted, but they don't make you a better spriter.

I wish for a bag of sour cream and onion potato chips.

[megajosh2]

Granted, they have 200 grams of fat per serving. A serving is 3 chips.

I wish for spriting help that will make me a better spriter and in no way posssible can it not and this wish cannot be corrupted.

[Don Kalypso]

MegaJ: Denied, the wish machine now hates you.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

[Blitz Mage]

Granted, but you're eaten while still in egg-form.

I wish it wasn't 96 ****ing degrees outside!

EDIT: Fahrenheit, that is.

[Boja]

Granted, now it is so cold you freeze to death

I wish my wish to be horribly corrupted

[megajosh2]

Granted, it's so horribly corrupted that it isn't anymore.

I wish for a box.

[Zero20XD6]

granted but there's a bomb inside and you blew up
I wish for something

[megajosh2]

Granted, it's a mutated rabid alligator with big sharp claws and acid comingout of it's mouth. It rips you to shreds of pulp and blood oozing out of your visible,beating heart and your severed legs.


I wish for the worlds most delicious muffin.

[Don Kalypso]

MegaJ: Granted, but someone take it from you.

I wish for MegaJ to be a better spriter than he already is.

[Zero20XD6]

Granted he makes sprites that look so realistic that they come to life and it you
I wish I didn't have a wish

[megajosh2]

Granted, now you wish you made one.

I wish for a talking chicken (how can that go wrong?).

[Kairos]

Grantend:He talks so much,it makes your ears bleed.

I wish I could make MArinos hair for a sprite!

[megajosh2]

Granted, it's a sprite of a black editless, shadeless, 1-bit blob that is srinked down 8000%.

I wish for 2 ham sandwiches.

[Blitz Mage]

Granted, but they're the smallest ham sandwiches in the world and have that type of bread you really don't like.

I wish that Angelina Jolie would appear in front of me butt-naked right now.