GG Hendrix
17-06-06, 16:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj-Q2gfh4Dg&search=GWAR
I strongly reccomend this band.
Fun costumes, great lyrics, rocking music, AND they have the best stage show in the known universe.
The whole deal- They dress up as alien warriors, and make silly songs about hacking people/monsters up with swords, headbutting dinosaurs, throwing bombs on people, beating up Saddam Hussein, mocking the mainstream media, mocking censorship, and having these ludicrous gigs where they fight that many monsters on stage, even the doormen get covered in gore.
The story- About 28 million years ago, The Master, banished GWAR to Earth.
Upon landing there, they
- Accidentally killed all the dinosaurs (with the exception of Gor Gor, who long slumbered inside his egg till the 1990's)
- Accidentally created the human race by raping monkeys
- Accidentally destroyed Atlantis.
Humanity rose against them and imprisoned them in Antarctica, where they lay dormant until the 1980's when Sleazy P Martini happened across them on an acid trip.
He gave them instruments, and became their manager/pimp/dealer.
25 years later, they still haven't managed to escape Earth, and they still haven't managed to kill all of humanity. BUT they're still scattering people in multicoloured gore, and killing celebrities on stage.
They are coming over again this year.
Go see them, even if you dont like metal. You will have one hell of a night. (And leave looking like you killed something that bled blue and green, and then bathed in it's remains)
DISCLAIMER: Dont worry, the stuff is ridiculously easy to wash off.
I strongly reccomend this band.
Fun costumes, great lyrics, rocking music, AND they have the best stage show in the known universe.
The whole deal- They dress up as alien warriors, and make silly songs about hacking people/monsters up with swords, headbutting dinosaurs, throwing bombs on people, beating up Saddam Hussein, mocking the mainstream media, mocking censorship, and having these ludicrous gigs where they fight that many monsters on stage, even the doormen get covered in gore.
The story- About 28 million years ago, The Master, banished GWAR to Earth.
Upon landing there, they
- Accidentally killed all the dinosaurs (with the exception of Gor Gor, who long slumbered inside his egg till the 1990's)
- Accidentally created the human race by raping monkeys
- Accidentally destroyed Atlantis.
Humanity rose against them and imprisoned them in Antarctica, where they lay dormant until the 1980's when Sleazy P Martini happened across them on an acid trip.
He gave them instruments, and became their manager/pimp/dealer.
25 years later, they still haven't managed to escape Earth, and they still haven't managed to kill all of humanity. BUT they're still scattering people in multicoloured gore, and killing celebrities on stage.
They are coming over again this year.
Go see them, even if you dont like metal. You will have one hell of a night. (And leave looking like you killed something that bled blue and green, and then bathed in it's remains)
DISCLAIMER: Dont worry, the stuff is ridiculously easy to wash off.