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GameSaver
10-06-06, 03:27
So many people are posting contests for the best sprites, so I'll do the opposite! I wanna see the worst sprites you can do! The second reason I'm doin' this is some people spam the sprite theads with all those bad sprites, it's just sad. Now here's the rules:

1: You can enter only two times. But you can have 3 sprites to a post.
2: Small sheets only! It takes too long to load for some people.
3: I want you to REALLY work on them! No 2 second recolors!
4: I need 4 judges, and they can enter too. The more entries, the better!
5: If you don't agree with this thread, then don't post! You don't have to if ya don't wanna!

Prepare to post!

Tai
10-06-06, 03:36
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/5843/lincoln0cm.png

My step bro made that. It's Abraham Lincoln.

GameSaver
10-06-06, 03:40
Good example! I wanna see sprites like those on here! Bad sprites take a good amount of time!

Blackbeltdude
10-06-06, 04:12
Honestly, this is a dumb reason to have a contest. Also, what looks bad to you might look good to someone else. (I might think a Megaman edit is bad, but someone just starting probably won't.)

For now, this will stay open, but only becasue we don't really have any guidelines on contests in the rules.

GameSaver
10-06-06, 04:18
Edited another rule.

Tai
10-06-06, 04:19
I'll judge!

GameSaver
10-06-06, 04:22
Good! I need three more judges though!

sovietcommando
10-06-06, 05:41
The worst sprite?

437

If you're eyes are bleeding, then I might be winning.

Now to further kill everyone's braincells:
This sprite is not PD and his name is SuperMegaBluesBassXSigma Mk IV.
Please give credit if used.

:g-laugh:

Mikado
10-06-06, 17:30
Great I'll be judging...

Cutman EXE
10-06-06, 22:50
I have madez teh best spritze evarre!!! :g-winky: :g-winky: :g-winky: :g-winky: :g-winky: :g-winky: :g-winky: :g-winky: :g-ninja: :g-winky: :mad: :g-laugh:

prepear fro teh bets spriztes shiiitessss in teh wolrdz!!


capcom also told be by email that its going to be the final boss in the upcoming game, Mega Man Y! tis going to be on the Lynx and if u don beleve me, i can give you capcoms phone number they used to tellz me!@!!!2!!11!

Protoboy
10-06-06, 22:55
Don't make fun of Cutman EXE's sprite, we can't be the ones to bash him, God will do that well enough

LAWLZ...

Gamesaver, make me a Judge, PLZ!

Doogles
10-06-06, 22:58
Oh God My Eyes! My Vision has Been Raped!

Cutman EXE
10-06-06, 23:09
((OOC: the best part is, i can tell you where EVERYTHING is from.))

head - tron bonne, from the misc section.
tounge - from the official art of the pokemon "Likitung"
right arm - duo 32bit
left... wing - faltzer battle sprite
body... - X4 sigma
right leg - Gamma's Hand
left leg - a piece of the background from the road stage in RM2PF

Doogles
10-06-06, 23:14
That tongue is part of some pokemon thing, ain't it?

Cutman EXE
10-06-06, 23:19
it kinda looks like shes french-kissing the sigma head. :g-O_o:

Doogles
10-06-06, 23:21
I noticed. It's very odd.

Cutman EXE
10-06-06, 23:28
i have no idea what im high on. i might not be, seeing as the last illegal thing i did was download exe6 faltzer, which was like 4 months ago.

Doogles
10-06-06, 23:30
Make sure any markers nearby have their caps on.

Cutman EXE
10-06-06, 23:34
i dont own any markers.

all i have is some manga, a glass of melted ice (water), mashable school glue (the gel kind), and rockman 2 on tv.

I'm standing in airmans stage with leafshield on, next to the worm dispensers.

anyway, is anyone else going to step up to the plate, or do i have this contest in the bag?

Doogles
10-06-06, 23:35
I'd try, but I'm too much of a perfectionist to suck on purpose.

Cutman EXE
10-06-06, 23:39
i suck too much to do good on purpose.

Doogles
10-06-06, 23:47
I'd have to agree with ya, cutty.

GameSaver
11-06-06, 02:40
I have three judges, Tai, Mikado, and Protoboy, so no more! And sovietcomando, Cutman.exe's sprite, I think, is worse than yours!

Dead Eye
11-06-06, 04:53
Hmm........I dunno. I tried, and it actually was harder for me to make a crappy sprite than a good one. o_X But, I shall not give up!!!!!

P.S. cutman's sprite ownz all

GameSaver
11-06-06, 04:55
O..Kay. That's just weird.

sovietcommando
11-06-06, 05:35
And sovietcomando, Cutman.exe's sprite, I think, is worse than yours!
Well, I certainly didn't think aobut usng a background as part of the sprite. I did, however, saved it as a (in the same order) JPEG, GIF, JPEG, 16-bit BMP, JPEG. That's why the green doesn't show. :p

Besides, I didn't put much effort into the sprite anyways, instead using it as a way to vent some frustration after my previous exam.

GameSaver
11-06-06, 05:43
Besides, I didn't put much effort into the sprite anyways, instead using it as a way to vent some frustration after my previous exam.

I see! But it kinda sounds like an excuse.

Mikado
11-06-06, 10:27
Uhm, usualy sprites are bead becouse you didn't put alot effort in it...

mastadon
11-06-06, 15:00
ok if u think this is good, i reconmend you suicide.
its called pee wee girl, and she pucks and shoots blue/gray lasers from her crappy eyes
Enjoy and mock it please

Cutman EXE
11-06-06, 15:23
ok if u think that was good, i reconmend you please yourself orally. (worse than suicide)
its called pee wee girl, and she sucks and shoots blue/gray lasers from her crappy eyes
Hate and praise it please

its all right. looks a bit too MSPainty. it needs something like forte's shoulders or something to make it sprity.

mastadon
11-06-06, 15:28
well its 100% scratch and it took me 2 minutes tops. wht do you think of the poop stain aura?

GameSaver
11-06-06, 19:14
...:g-O_o: :eek:

Cutman EXE
13-06-06, 23:31
does this mean i won?

lordmetroid
15-06-06, 22:29
I'm not a judge, but I'd say "Yes."

Dead Eye
16-06-06, 14:44
Someone should put a disclaimer on this thread:

Warning: Prolonged exposure to these sprites may lead to: severe headaches, indegestion, seizures, twitching/bleeding/exploding/combusting of the eyes, stomach cramps, loss of conciousness, more seizures, vomiting, suicidal thoughts, and nightmares. VIEW AT OWN RISK.

Mikado
16-06-06, 15:00
At now, I can hardly choose between s.c. and citman exe

HZ
20-06-06, 03:51
WORST sprite eh? i might be good at this
his name is bassxprotomanduoomegamanrollgutsmancutmancolonelbo mbmanblastermanstonemanzerosigmcrashmanslashmanbea stmantimemanoilmansparkmanringmanturbomansniperjoe vilefreezemanicemanrockmanbluesfortelandexmaylutri ggerman

he is not PD if i catch you stealing

bassxprotomanduoomegamanrollgutsmancutmancolonelbo mbmanblastermanstonemanzerosigmcrashmanslashmanbea stmantimemanoilmansparkmanringmanturbomansniperjoe vilefreezemanicemanrockmanbluesfortelandexmaylutri ggerman

you will be killed by

bassxprotomanduoomegamanrollgutsmancutmancolonelbo mbmanblastermanstonemanzerosigmcrashmanslashmanbea stmantimemanoilmansparkmanringmanturbomansniperjoe vilefreezemanicemanrockmanbluesfortelandexmaylutri ggerman

Masterpiece
20-06-06, 14:30
Dude that's not really a sprite. It's more of a cheap background with two colors.

HZ
20-06-06, 15:47
if you played mmx5 the second zero virus stage (i think)
has a boss that IS the wall and you have to kill it
this is a crappy version of it

Cutman EXE
20-06-06, 15:49
even if that was a sprite, mine is still the worst.

Kairos
20-06-06, 16:18
Not for lone for in 5 minutes,my sprite wll ARISE. MUHHHAHAAHAAH.

sorry bout' that.

EDIT-

THis is Megaprtobasman God (http://img216.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ultimatespriteevr4sr.gif),he is the main chriter in MeGamAN Y,(Isnt it wird that me and Cutmans sprit is inn the same Games.}
He is ysing his finishe (The big cannon thing). If cutman exe new anything he'd know it's an rpg. The cannon does 9999 1/2 damg. Do you see his adopto cerrbus? Ther is no style mixing in hear and it is coplely strcth. I gave him a rack becuse I wuz bored. (And I lied,ther is only a little bit of stylz mixing,but yoc can't tell ^_^)


Above spelling on pupose. To make it go along with the sprite ^_^

Cutman EXE
20-06-06, 17:20
Oh my god... why the hell did you have to outdo me...?

Kairos
20-06-06, 17:46
You should see it when it's NOT inverted :g-winky:

Mikado
20-06-06, 18:35
Whoa, outposted..

Kairos
20-06-06, 19:02
So,am I wining?

lordmetroid
20-06-06, 19:08
lol, nubs ive maed teh utimete rorbot msaster nmaed kimera man first he shots a leyzer taht goes off wals(not like gmeini layser) tehn he yuses fninger-rangs thtat homein twrowds u an then cmoms FRIE BALST the ibg blats that yuo cant doge and fnally Palm Tree Blsat taht kills oyu in 1 hit oh adn he has 99999999999999999999999999999999 hp lolz

http://img196.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chimeraman8ub.gif

GOD, that noob speak was hard to type.

Oh, and Rags? I un-inverted it. My eyes exploded. Good thung I memirazed thw jeys,

Mikado
20-06-06, 19:13
well, this is an contes of bad spriting, not bad typing...

lordmetroid
20-06-06, 19:14
Yeah, but bad spriters are often noobs. Noobs usauly tlalk liek tihs.

Kairos
20-06-06, 19:17
Oh, and Rags? I un-inverted it. My eyes exploded. Good thung I memirazed thw jeys,

So I did you all a favor when I inverted it.

Mikado
20-06-06, 19:21
A far know,lord metriod still looks like a (bad) sprite at all, so he is the best ubtill now.(you see, a sprite is not a couple of bittage mixed into eachother...)

Kairos
20-06-06, 19:25
ULTIMATE INVERT! MUHUHHAHA

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/7624/ultimatespriteevr0oi.th.gif (http://img174.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ultimatespriteevr0oi.gif)

WARNIG-MAY CAUSE EYES TO BLEED! Otherwise,have a nice day ^_^

Mikado
20-06-06, 21:07
Didn't you already post that?

Kairos
20-06-06, 21:24
Yeah,but I made it worse ^_^

If you look closely,you can see Bill Gates ass ^_^

lordmetroid
20-06-06, 22:26
NOW you made my already exploded eyes bleed.

HZ
21-06-06, 01:31
I IsH teh bset ie pwm yoo allzorz!!!111shift+111oneone!!!11

i na cupple secs il own u all

(man, talking noob is hard)

woot mass destruction! he iz teh besht bozz in megAMan 3242315816xxlb!!!!

Cutman EXE
21-06-06, 01:43
Rags' is worse than yours. And so is mine.

Mikado
21-06-06, 17:14
Please stop talking like noobs! It won't make your sprite, worser! (Or something)
And HunterZ. messing up with sprites so it looks like a person, is not a sprite.
IT HAS TO RESEMBLE AN SPRITE!!!