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GG Hendrix
23-05-06, 11:48
This is an upcoming flash project written by me, animated by Tom, and voiced by loads.

Just to see how much we like
- Idiocy
- pop culture references
Dont worry, the rest of it is much more original :p

In the living room
Kirt: (On the phone) Yeah. Yeah, it's massive....if you can......yeah.....Ok, yeah, cheers.
In the kitchen
Curly: (starts running tap in the sink, and starts getting undressed)
Tom: Whoa, what the hell are you doing?
Curly: Having a bath.
Tom: In the kitchen sink?
Curly: Can't use the bath.
Tom: Why?
Curly: There's an obscure 1990's Nintendo reference in the toilet not letting anyone get in the bathroom.
Tom: ...That's retarded.
Kirt: (entering) No, it's the truth. I've just been on the phone, someone's coming over to get rid of it. I'm gonna go tell the others.
Tom: .....(gets up and goes upstairs after Kirt, is about to open the bathroom door)
Kirt: mind your nose
Tom: ? ....(opens door) JAYSUS CHRIST!
Colossal turd growing in the toilet: ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (flings dung at Tom, who ducks to the side)
Music seems to appear from nowhere
Mark: (sticks head out of his door) CLOSE THE DOOR FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HE'S GONNA SING!
Kirt: Too late!
Colossal dump: AHEM. (deafens everyone present with opera like voice)
I am the great mighty dump
And I'm going to spray shit when I trump
A tidal wave of crap
Will spray from my arsehole flap
How about some munt, you little cut?

(Sings loudly, a man runs up the stairs in striped clothing, with ear protectors, runs in, smacks the Great Mighty Dump in the face, exploding it)
After colossal explosion, and poo sprayed everywhere, the man begins to clean the entire room at inhuman speeds, like a blur, till the room is sparkly clean.
Everyone: (in awe) Wow, thanks Mister Muscle!
Mister Muscle: (with a sinister voice) I LOVE THE JOBS YOU HATE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!