View Full Version : Lmao Nintendo Ds Sux Psp Better
GG Hendrix
21-05-06, 13:43
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6405445518216376043&q=ds
I love his lack of valid reasons, and the majority of his argument being comprised of "PSP HAS BETTER GRAPHICS"
some contradictions
- Sonic Rush > Every game ever
- Easy to break? I dropped my DS down a flight of stairs....not deliberately, it fell. After I ran down the stairs and shat myself in a blind panic, I was overjoyed to find it still works.
I also love how he even goes as far as saying
"PSP stands for Playstation Portable. What does DS stand for? I dont know. No one knows"
Conveniently forgetting mentioning their DOUBLE SCREENS, DICKHEAD FUCK ASS SHIT WANK!
Wow, what a waste of time and effort on his account. Why did he actually filnm this? He could of, you know, just typed it up on gamefaqs where all the other morons ramble. I'm gonna save myself the time and effort it takes to watch this dreary bored bloke by er...not watching it all.
Graphics have never made a console win. I don't there's been an exception yet where the "winning" console was also the most powerful.
SNES more powerful, Mega Drive wins.
Game Gear more powerful, Game Boy wins.
N64 more powerful, Playstation wins.
Gamecube and Xbox more powerful, PS2 wins.
I can possibly think of more, too.
GG Hendrix
21-05-06, 15:21
Exactly.
Graphics have never made a console win. I don't there's been an exception yet where the "winning" console was also the most powerful.
Your obviously forgetting the battle between the Saturn and the PS1, what with the PS1 always showcasing its graphics and what not and SEGA, making some brilliant games for the console.
Man, I miss my SEGA consoles.....*goes to play on Mega Drive*
EDIT: GOD DARKTHRONE WHY DID YOU POST THIS, I have an urge to hunt him down and kill him. Espically for his constent use of garbage....
This guy is either Sony fanboy! (who might change his ways fter $599.99) or trying to be funny.
GG Hendrix
21-05-06, 15:49
EDIT: GOD DARKTHRONE WHY DID YOU POST THIS, I have an urge to hunt him down and kill him. Espically for his constent use of garbage....
You didn't learn your lesson from the old forum?!
Thou clicks anything Darkthrone posts at thine own risk!
You didn't learn your lesson from the old forum?!
Thou clicks anything Darkthrone posts at thine own risk!
I never read any of those disturbed post you use to make at the old forum XD
GG Hendrix
21-05-06, 16:21
It was part of the official rules!
At least the Perks bit anyway!
When will you people learn?!
GrooveMan.exe
21-05-06, 16:55
"The PSP is faster to load games."
ROFL. Just ROFL.
GG Hendrix
21-05-06, 17:17
I've emailed it to UK Resistance.
Your obviously forgetting the battle between the Saturn and the PS1, what with the PS1 always showcasing its graphics and what not and SEGA, making some brilliant games for the console.
Hmm, I didn't count that because as soon as Nintendo joined in with the N64, the Saturn was pretty much on it's way to death in terms of popularity anyway. A real shame, especially as the games are so bloody har to find now (games released after mid-1996, that is).
T3h_Waffleman
21-05-06, 18:36
And the Saturn had Segata Sanshiro on its side, which contributed to its sucess in Japan. Besides, I haven't seen many truly compelling games for PSP besides Lumines and maybe Daxter. And DON'T say GTA:LCS, because I don't like GTA! And they're porting it to PS2, which MAKES NO SENSE!!!!
EDIT: Forgot about Me and My Katamari, but I heard that it just doesn't feel the same.
I'm not sure what to feel about him: Hatred, pity, or boredom.
His voice would have put me to sleep if I wasn't angered and startled by his stupidity.
"You can't get music or films for the DS." Well, fucking duh it's a handheld console!
This cracked me up:
"The PSP has wireless connection to the internet and other PSPs. blah blah blah. You can't do that with a DS." You'll never be working for the CIA I'm guessing.
BlueSonnet
21-05-06, 19:14
There's the likelihood that this is a prank given the naivity of some of the stuff he says. If not then, bar one smirk i would say he's an emokid with too much time on his hands.
SNES more powerful, Mega Drive wins.
Could have sworn Snes was the winner and wasn't a great deal more powerful, (Oh wait it was 32 bit rather than 16.)
Nah, while the SNES was about equal in the US, in the UK the Mega Drive won hands down due to cheaper game, a fuck-load of sports titles (groan) and Sonic. Btw, 'bit' isn't really a very accurate spec to go by. The Jaguar was apparently 64-bit but could hardly even pull off 32X graphics.
The funniest thing of this is how the guy fails to make any points. In fact, he says a few things over and over again!
Bit doesn't really have to do with graphics, its just the amount of information a system can hold, every number is a bit so something 8 bit would hold 8 numbers for example.
1001011 is 8 bit
10100101010010 is 16 bit
Of course this is me just writting up my textbook says and I could have misunderstood something so don't take my word for it.
GG Hendrix
21-05-06, 22:06
You can use the PSP as a joypad for the PS3. Can you use the DS as a joypad for the PS3?
Who the fuck would want to?!
You can use the PSP as a joypad for the PS3. Can you use the DS as a joypad for the PS3?
My friend used his PSP as a joypad on the PS2
He seem rather uncofortable playing Final Fantasy and Soul Calibur 3 with it.
GG Hendrix
21-05-06, 22:34
"If you have two PSPs, you can play games together with your friends but you can'T if you have a PSP and a DS, that's a fact."
.....urgh?!
I honestly want to rip out the guy in that video's spleen out through his nose. But, seriously, I have to agree with everything said, especially that he should have posted it on GFaqs for all the n00bs to feed upon. if that movie was a Turkey dinner, even bugs wouldn't go near it. i didn't even bother to finish watching it after the first 20 seconds.
My friend used his PSP as a joypad on the PS2
He seem rather uncofortable playing Final Fantasy and Soul Calibur 3 with it.
The Gamecube and GBA did the same thing didn't they?
OMGS STEAL.
Pinkie Pie
21-05-06, 23:12
There is a chance that this guy is joking right?
If not.
"Not Innovitive" - Yeah. Right. Duel Screen is pretty innovitive, after playing several DS games, I outright miss the second screen on other handhelds.
I can't be arsed to watch the rest of this mind, but w/e.
If he isn't joking, he = Idiot.
GG Hendrix
21-05-06, 23:14
He's not joking, he has several million other simillar videos on his website.
URGH.
I've come to the conclusion that this troll is doing all of this (that is, including his website with around 40 videos like this) just to piss everyone off and waste heir time. This is all one big joke that only he gets, I think.
GG Hendrix
21-05-06, 23:21
Zomg fanboy moment here-
I want to prove that even if I club him to within an inch of his life with my DS, it will still work.
Anyone see the one about the Nintendo Wii yet? It just as to be a joke. His doin all this just to cause an uproar and because his bored. This one actually made me laugh, however, because it doesn't have the twat on screen talking, and the timing of the images (along with the freaky random dog at the end) are timeless.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3310458736017513204&pl=true
GG Hendrix
21-05-06, 23:34
The controller looks remotely like a console nobody who has had sex has ever heard of!
SIN!
This is either very bad comedy, or idiocy at it's purest form.
I'm opting for the second.
"Nintendo need to make something innovative, like Sony"
..........
"It works well with all PS3 game"
Well I imagine it would have too, like every other controller. Does that make the DC awesome?
I am just dumbfounded. This is the power of fanboyism. These gamers will burn with the dying system that they so strongly support. His arguement about movies is now void since movie companies stopped making UMD as a medium. The non-innovativness, look as sony, who has been using the same controller design since the PS1 dual-shock. Sony has NEVER done anything innovative. Analog stick on a console? N64 came first on that one. Rumble feature, N64 again. This guy has no valid points. His arguement about using a PSP on a PS2, I didn't even know that it does that. BUT Nintendo has been advertising that GBA and the cube work together since launch. My final words on the issue, Sony where ripping off other companies is the corperate goal.
BlueSonnet
22-05-06, 11:15
I've come to the conclusion that this troll is doing all of this (that is, including his website with around 40 videos like this) just to piss everyone off and waste heir time. This is all one big joke that only he gets, I think.
What have i been telling you people, eh?
If he becomes the next big fad on the internet i'll never use the internet again. Ever. Then again it already is what with all the mopey bastards boasting about their crappy lives.
Who wants to play mariokartDS :D
I'll laugh if he becomes like the N64 kid. For those that don't know this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qOpm1w9wHk&search=Nintendo%2064%20kid) is the N64 kid. This kid is constantly mocked online.
GG Hendrix
22-05-06, 20:34
This kid is constantly mocked online.
Only by cunts who seem to think that they WEREN'T complete dicks when they were children.
videogamsta
22-05-06, 21:38
You can play PSP while its on the wall. DS.. it says its portable... but you gotta charge it on the wall... Pretty stupid guy in my opinion. By the way he gets mixed up with PSP and DS for a while. Freaking tard.
sovietcommando
22-05-06, 21:42
I'll laugh if he becomes like the N64 kid. For those that don't know this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qOpm1w9wHk&search=Nintendo%2064%20kid) is the N64 kid. This kid is constantly mocked online.
I'd actually act like that if I got an N64 at that age. Hell, I'd act like that if got any console at that age.
GG Hendrix
22-05-06, 22:08
I acted like that when My dad got me an Xbox for my 18th birthday :p
"There you go."
"NINTENDOSIXTYFOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! "
".....Eh?!"
BlueSonnet
22-05-06, 22:16
I'll laugh if he becomes like the N64 kid. For those that don't know this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qOpm1w9wHk&search=Nintendo%2064%20kid) is the N64 kid. This kid is constantly mocked online.
He already he is because neither vids are funny.
And yeah, i do recall being like that when getting several megadrive games back in the day. Talk about over-acting.
I so want to do a dub of the first one posted, mabye when I get my new mic....
T3h_Waffleman
22-05-06, 23:21
"The DS isn't innovative at all, even though it has two screens, which no system has ever done before, it's still not innovative. I like E3 cause it tells about the good systems, but some people were pissed off because E3 said the DS would be good and it wasn't. So I went home and I smacked E3 cause it was wrong and the bitch didn't make me my pie."
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=902109023681812200&q=ds+sucks
Oh well, atleast we know now he was joking.
You guys realise there's a PSP sucks video by the same guy...
EDIT: Damn didn't read the second page.
Yes, and this is an old topic anyway.
umm im not too sure if the psp is better unno, it does have a few good titles to its name but my psp has just died on me, i dunno wether its the battery of the actual system!
GG Hendrix
07-06-06, 21:53
My reasons why the DS is better
A) I said so
B) Sonic Rush
:p
i got a few more:
1) Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow
2) Metroid Prime Hunters
3) NEW Super Mairo Bros.
but i still love me PSP tho :D
Wow, just wow. I mean seriously, "Widescreen is the future." and "Who would pay three hundred dollars for a game boy?", me obviously. I'd also like to be able to point out to this fellow that the DS is like a cutural revolution in Japan. I'm pretty sure it's the second highest selling handheld ever over there, hence the wild DS Lite shortages, PSP, not so much.
Pinkie Pie
08-06-06, 16:39
Isn't this discussion moot? It's already been proved, these videos are FAKE.
GG Hendrix
08-06-06, 17:51
Dont spoil the illusion!
Cutman EXE
16-06-06, 03:05
Wow, what a waste of time and effort on his account. Why did he actually filnm this? He could of, you know, just typed it up on gamefaqs where all the other morons ramble. I'm gonna save myself the time and effort it takes to watch this dreary bored bloke by er...not watching it all.
Graphics have never made a console win. I don't there's been an exception yet where the "winning" console was also the most powerful.
SNES more powerful, Mega Drive wins.
Game Gear more powerful, Game Boy wins.
N64 more powerful, Playstation wins.
Gamecube and Xbox more powerful, PS2 wins.
I can possibly think of more, too.
I sense a trend.
PS3 more powerful, Wii and 360 win?
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