The All-Purpose Rant Thread

[megajosh2]

Well, you rant. Get it all out.

[GG Hendrix]

I wish there was a way to Anti-Buy movie tickets, so that I could make every bastard making a CGI movie about animals, actually lose money, while I gain it.

[BlueSonnet]

This thread came a little late for me methinks. Ranting is for procrastinators imo.

Try ranting me out of that way of thinking. :g-Gaga:

[Blitz Mage]

I wish that current-gen RPG's would stop spending so much time worrying on making visually-stunning cinema scenes and instead focus that majority of that attention on returning to the three points that made the older RPG's great in the first place: easy to use/difficult to master/always fun gameplay mechanics, compelling plots, and character dialouge that doesn't make me want to put the game down because it's so damn stupid.

I'm looking at you, Square-Enix!

[megajosh2]

If I ranted just right now, it'd be a flaming.

[GG Hendrix]

Bloody parcel force charging me £60 for my frigging guitar!
FUCK YOU PARCEL FORCE!

[The Walrus]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SQUARE-ENIX DELAYED FFIII! STFU SOB'S!

This is like the best semi-pointless thread ever

[Perks]

STOP POSTING TOPICS ABOUT DEATH WHEN I'M ALREADY IN A BAD MOOD.

Cheers.

[TwIzTeR_91]

My bad Perks.

I should rant while I'm here...

My Girlfriend's moving to Maine a month from tomorrow.

[Jace]

Don't take this the wrong way but where in Maine? Just curious cause I live in Maine.

[TwIzTeR_91]

Fuck you, she's mine!!!! Heh, just kidding. Brunswick-ish area.

[Jace]

WOW! That's close to where I live. Who'da thunk it. Okay so maybe not really close close, an hour away at least but still.

[Hobo]

Get a pic of her and Photoshop it. Then give it to TwIzTeR. :g-think:

[Perks]

Parents everywhere! When you decide to seperate, get it other with in LESS THAN TWO MONTHS AND COUNTING

[GG Hendrix]

Useless thing to be pissed at, but here it is.

Games Out This Month That I Want: What about us? Splinter Cell! Sonic! Guitar Hero 2! Gears Of War! Smackdown! Surely you cannot avoid your lust for speed, sneaking, rock, violence, and sweaty men beating the hell out of each other?

My PC: I'm dying. You have been putting off renewing my antivirus since January! You're getting shitloads of popups because you rely on free antispyware tools that dont get the job done! My graphics card is DEAD! Do something about it!

My wallet: No, no more, I feel cold and empty.

My bank account: As a data program in a cold, unfeeling machine, I dont know why, but I too feel sad and empty.

God: HAHAHAH! I HAVE ALL OF THOSE GAMES ALREADY! AND MY PC IS PERFECT!

Me: :(

[Jace]

Well, I'm pissed at my best friends Ex. First out of the blue she starts telling people that my mother has drugs in the house (she really doesn't, I would know) and uses them while she's watching children.(she babysits for a little extra money) There's no telling how many people she fucking told. THEN, right after I told my best friend about it over an email(he's in the airforce) she calls him and tells him that she's breaking up with him, after they have been together for almost two years and were even engaged and plainning a wedding. Now she's going out with my cousin's friend who's a complete asshole. Oh, and this all happend in about one week. And after MONTHS of telling everyone how much she "loves" my friend and how there is no one else.

Fucking Skank.

[Boja]

*breathes in* Friday the 13th: The Game, its for the NES and if you value your mental health you will not play this game.


GOD FUCKING SAKES!! YOU'RE SO SLOW, THE FUCKING ROCK ALWAYS MISSES WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE ZOMBIES, THE KNIFE IS TOO SLOW YOU NEED MORE HEALTH THE WOLVES ARE FAST AS LIGHTNING ON 500 CUPS OF COFFEE AND 4 POUNDS OF AMPHETAMINE!! THE JASON ALARM GOES OFF EVERY 5 SECONDS AND HE'S ALWAYS IN A CABIN MILES AWAY FROM ME AND FIGHTING HIM IS EVEN WORSE, JASON LOOKS LIKE GRIMACE AND HIS MOM'S HEAD LOOKS LIKE MEDUSA!! WHY IS HER HEAD ALIVE IN THE FIRST PLACE, IN THE MOVIES IT NEVER COMES BACK TO LIFE SO WHY DOES IT IN THE GAME?! WHY DO I HAVE TO KILL JASON 3 TIMES WHEN HE SHOULD JUST COME ACK EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME YOU KILL HIM AND WHY DOES HE DIE WHEN I HIT HIM WITH A GENERIC PITCHFORK!? *pant* *pant* *pant*...AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I CAN'T GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WOODS!!!

Man, I needed to do that.

[tuckur21]

Well, I'm pissed at my best friends Ex. First out of the blue she starts telling people that my mother has drugs in the house (she really doesn't, I would know) and uses them while she's watching children.(she babysits for a little extra money) There's no telling how many people she fucking told. THEN, right after I told my best friend about it over an email(he's in the airforce) she calls him and tells him that she's breaking up with him, after they have been together for almost two years and were even engaged and plainning a wedding. Now she's going out with my cousin's friend who's a complete asshole. Oh, and this all happend in about one week. And after MONTHS of telling everyone how much she "loves" my friend and how there is no one else.

Fucking Skank.
That really really sucks Jace. I hope she gets hit by a two buses going in oppisite directions and gets torn in half.

[Pinkie Pie]

Fucking. Chavs.

GAH. Why can't they just find somewhere else to annoy rather than the store I work... even WHEN we get the police invovled...

[Jace]

Because they hate you? I don't know.

And thanks Tuck. I whole heartedly agree.

[GG Hendrix]

Fucking. Chavs.

GAH. Why can't they just find somewhere else to annoy rather than the store I work... even WHEN we get the police invovled...


BECAUSE THEY'RE CHAVS

[DragonZero]

Um... What exactly mean the term "Chav"? I'm from across the pond, so I don't know the Queen's English.