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gagaman
29-08-06, 15:55
ACE EDIT: - The bottom two images are not work/school/parent safe. You have been warned!

GAGA EDIT: - Oi, I already said it was not safe for work. Get off my back.

ACE EDIT: - Maybe, but it wasn't very noticable.

Why? This is why:
http://www.takaratomy.co.jp/products/TF/kiss/kiss01.html
Transformers toys that feature little girls that kiss them, or something.
Even more disturbing than that is the official (so I'm told) preview page of a manga that's made in conjuntion with this new range (possibly NFWS):
http://www.mediaworks.co.jp/special/daioh/pickup/pickup03.html
and the next page:
http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=201
Seriously, what the fuck?
sovietcommando
29-08-06, 17:49
Wow, that was freaky.
Pinkie Pie
29-08-06, 19:03
a) Optimus Prime figure: WANT. Er.. I mean.. er.. want.
b) Eh? Whats going on?
c) PENIS TONGUE!
Blitz Mage
29-08-06, 19:48
God damn it, Japan. Bad.
Boja
29-08-06, 20:11
Were the peope who made that "On Something"?
GG Hendrix
29-08-06, 21:16
Fucking ?
Jace
29-08-06, 21:25
Well, I can say I'm officially scared shitless now.
Doogles
29-08-06, 21:41
I love how the toy turns into a pretty convincing Dodge RAM, and the surfboard sword is an interesting idea, but wtf is up with the girl?

Especially the penis tomngue manga pages... I mean seriously!
T3h_Waffleman
29-08-06, 23:43
It's like fucking Transformers + fucking Barbie + fucking product placement. Optimus Prime is NOT a pick-up! He is either a fire truck or a big rig! And can robots even have NORMAL tongues, nevertheless cock ones?
NasusSanguineum
30-08-06, 00:14
I suppose they can have extending power drill tongues, but that would be about as bad.
I feel your pain. At least, that's what I would be saying if I had ever liked Transformers. Truly, I feel nothing. Well, maybe a little amusement, but I can understand if I think of a cock-tongued Eva or Big or Gundam or Bo or something. That totally...sucks.
Pinkie Pie
30-08-06, 00:22
Anything with a penis tounge is both disgusting and wtf. Even furry/jap art.

A Transformer with one is a abomination against everything.

Are people sure this thing is legit? Looks too much like a Hentai doujin to me.
The fact that the site the first image is on shows other series, makes me question its legitimaticy.

EDIT:
After reading up on this thing.. ok im convinced, its real.
WHY HASTH THO FORSAKEN US!
Kairos
30-08-06, 00:47
If you don't mind now,I'm gonna kill myself.

Seriously,What the hell is up with that?
Nightmaresplody
09-09-06, 23:35
The Plugin doesn't work for me... ;_;

What the hell happened to Megatron's face?! D:
RyuReiatsu
09-09-06, 23:45
Omg, can't believe I liked that when I was 5.
A Robot with a Tounge Cock...o.o
tuckur21
10-09-06, 01:00
This is worse then the star wars transformers.
Jace
10-09-06, 01:04
Omg, can't believe I liked that when I was 5.
A Robot with a Tounge Cock...o.o

Dude, it wasn't like that back then. This is something NEW that's being shown in japan.
T3h_Waffleman
10-09-06, 01:20
HOW DO WE KNOW?! The Transformers might have had penis tongues all along! If you remember, they really never showed us their tongues. BUM BUM BUUUM!

EDIT: The Ace/Gaga converstion in the original post is probably one of the funniest things in this thread.
Kairos
10-09-06, 01:33
Melessia is sayin.

RAPE ME WITH YOUR TOUNG!!!


Seriously,look at how sh dresses
mega rock.exe
10-09-06, 01:38
Transformers is gay now. Those were the stupidest scans I've ever seen. Transformers has really lost it now. :g-laugh:
Boja
10-09-06, 01:39
You know what i find kinda disturbing? the fact that he smashed his arm with a...penis...
Rainbow Dash
10-09-06, 02:34
*cries*
RyuReiatsu
10-09-06, 02:58
Dude, it wasn't like that back then. This is something NEW that's being shown in japan.

New or Not that ruined the look of childish show it had.
tuckur21
10-09-06, 03:01
Why would a robot have a human cock for a tongue? Its perplexing.
RyuReiatsu
10-09-06, 03:04
Why would a robot have a human cock for a tongue? Its perplexing.

Ahh... Japanese are going crazy... Next is teletubbies & caillou hentai..
mega rock.exe
10-09-06, 03:13
I didn't know Transformers were perverts that hunted little girls in alleys.
Cock Tongue = Weird
RyuReiatsu
10-09-06, 03:39
I didn't know Transformers were perverts that hunted little girls in alleys.
Cock Tongue = Weird

Actually that reminds me of myself...
Hey wait, what Am I Talking about?! xD
megajosh2
28-09-06, 04:02
Oh my God! That's creepy!! It's so wrong! Transformers raping girls with dick tounges!