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Blitz Mage
24-08-06, 17:57
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/5282440.stm

Due to this unspeakable atrocity, I am officially forming a committee to spite these ****ers! Because Pluto has been declared a mere "Dwarf Planet" by the IAU Convention in Prague, Czech Republic, I am officially declaring that all current nations with a total area of under 100,000 square kilometers (including the tiny 78,866 square kilometer Czech Republic) to be stripped of their nationhood and to be designated as mere "Dwarf Countries."

In other words..... **** off, Prime Minister Mirek Topolánek! You and your Dwarf Nation can go take a ride on the short bus alongside Sri Lanka, Togo, Denmark, and the Vatican City all the way to that worthless Academy of International Astronomers!

This is my angry face! :g-twitch:
Hobo
24-08-06, 18:00
Those Bastards! Grab Your Rocket Launchers!
Blitz Mage
24-08-06, 18:01
Those Bastards! Grab Your Rocket Launchers!

That's the attitude! We must resort to radical solutions to insignificant problems!
Hobo
24-08-06, 18:05
Violence Is The Soloution!
Daemonseele
24-08-06, 20:18
Ah yes. I heard about this. Pluto is no longer a planet and there's a possibility that the solar system will consist of 12 planets, as more "planets" are found circling the sun.

Great fun!
megajosh2
26-08-06, 17:10
Get the giant toaster; they must be destroyed for such assininity!!
Boja
26-08-06, 17:31
NO! we will write a letter...laced with tiny explosives and poison!
DragonZero
26-08-06, 17:34
TINY explosives? We could just send them a crate full of Nitro Glicorine adressed "Pluto Haters"! :g-neko:
Rainbow Dash
26-08-06, 17:39
I'm annoyed by this. I, and others, are used to a 9 planet consistency. I live with conservatives, for [deity of choice]'s sake! I don't know how to change!
DragonZero
26-08-06, 17:42
I'm very used to having 9 planets as well. Oh! Maybe they're trying to keep the number of Planets equal to the number of Final Fantasy games? I mean, FFXII is out, right?
megajosh2
26-08-06, 17:48
I'm very used to having 9 planets as well. Oh! Maybe they're trying to keep the number of Planets equal to the number of Final Fantasy games? I mean, FFXII is out, right?

What in the world are you talking about?
gagaman
26-08-06, 18:03
I'm very used to having 9 planets as well. Oh! Maybe they're trying to keep the number of Planets equal to the number of Final Fantasy games? I mean, FFXII is out, right?
Of course! It all makes sense now.



GET OFF OF MY LAWN.
megajosh2
27-08-06, 00:17
GET OFF OF MY LAWN.
That just makes no sense period. :confused:
Pinkie Pie
27-08-06, 00:25
I'm very used to having 9 planets as well. Oh! Maybe they're trying to keep the number of Planets equal to the number of Final Fantasy games? I mean, FFXII is out, right?

No comment.

That just makes no sense period. :confused:
You are an idiot.

Actually theres supposed to be 53 "Planets" if Pluto is ever still considered one.

And we've only got Apollo, Ceres, Diana, Juno, Minerva, Vesta, Vulcan (oh wait, that IS a planet, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulcan_%28Star_Trek_planet%29) nevermind.) left as names... or HAVE we?

Theres always the minor Roman gods (http://www.unrv.com/culture/minor-roman-god-list.php).

Planet Vitumnus anyone?
BlueSonnet
27-08-06, 00:25
Final fantasy aside, i'm a bit miffed but it's not too surprising anyway seeing the facts about it. If memory serves it's orbit path crosses that of some of the gas giants so if it crashes into one of them we won't have Pluto full stop.
Rainbow Dash
27-08-06, 00:26
That just makes no sense period. :confused:

What's so confusing about him wanting DZ off of his lawn? He could be an old, grumpy person in real life, and you know what old, grumpy people are about their ugly lawns.

So incredibly off topic...
DragonZero
27-08-06, 00:33
Sorry everyone. It WAS funny at the time, I swear... Though, it WAS about 1:00 AM...
Blitz Mage
27-08-06, 06:45
Theres always the minor Roman gods (http://www.unrv.com/culture/minor-roman-god-list.php).

Planet Vitumnus anyone?

I was actually pushing for "Xena" to be known as "Quirinus" since just about when it was discovered. It has a nice ring to it, if you asked me, and having a new planet (or dwarf planet, I suppose) being named a mysterious god seemed to fit quite well.
gagaman
27-08-06, 10:59
That just makes no sense period. :confused:
This forum is my lawn, and you're one of those pesky kids that keeps letting their pet dog piss all over it's flowers.
GG Hendrix
27-08-06, 11:49
How the fuck are these people allowed to use the internet?!
mifflemaster
09-09-06, 20:49
You know who lack of pluto sucks the most for?The Minnesota punk band Moving to Pluto.They're pretty much boned, as far as their name.I mean think about it, in a few years teachers will have stopped teaching about Pluto 'cause it's not a planet, so when they hear Moving to Pluto as a band name, they'll be like "Where the hell is pluto"and then their friends will wonder "Is that in spain?"...Yup.Thats whats gonna happen.