View Full Version : Snakes on a Mutha****in' Plane!
Blitz Mage
22-08-06, 15:53
I saw this masterpiece of a movie just yesterday, so I thought that I'd give you all a head's up and strongly urge each and every one of you to watch this gem with a large group of friends. The two hours watching it was easily the most fun I've ever had in a movie theater and was the only time ever when it was acceptable to yell directions/comments at the actors/snakes on the big screen. The whole thing was little more than a gigantic joke on the whole concept of disaster films, and the execution was nearly flawless.
Go see the sucker!
I heard it wasn't that great. It was all buzz no bite.
GG Hendrix
22-08-06, 17:05
I heard it wasn't that great. It was all buzz no bite.
Kill whoever told you that.
That would be the media and the fact that the movie just BARELY got the top spot in the weekend it oppened. I got most of that in Attack of the Show last night.
Blitz Mage
22-08-06, 17:29
Kill whoever told you that.
Agreed.
That would be the media and the fact that the movie just BARELY got the top spot in the weekend it oppened. I got most of that in Attack of the Show last night.
Purge your TV for that. G4's a cesspool of suck and should've been killed a long time ago if not for that gem that is X-Play.
Yea, I know, I don't watch G4 much anymore for that reason. BUT, it was a poll of viewers who have already gone to see this movie that said that it wasn't as good as it was hyped up to be. That and I'll probably never see it anyway, it doesn't look that good to me.
GG Hendrix
22-08-06, 17:51
It's not as brilliant as the fanboys say, but the first half is absolutely fantastic.
Everything good about the shameless eighties films.
Bad acting, plot holes, death, the works.
Hotenshu Shogun
22-08-06, 19:41
I thought it was just plain dumb at the first half, but over all it was ok.
DragonZero
23-08-06, 02:03
Now, I don't wanna upset anyone here -after all, I haven't seen it-, but the concept of the movie seemed a bit... Dumb. Or maybe it was the fact that it was just really simple. Or that they summed it up in 4 words and made it the title. Anyway, I haven't seen it, as I said, but it seemed like a fairly basic concept. It was a pretty scary idea though: being trapped on a plane with venomous snakes. How simple. Yet, PWNinating. (Did they ever think of throwing the snakes OUT of the plane? Then it would be "Adrenalin Junkie Snakes in the Air"!)
Why are people taking this movie seriously? Don't THINK about what it's about, just grab a bunch of mates, go out and have a laugh with it.
GG Hendrix
23-08-06, 11:09
Phone conversations.
GG: Alright?
Ash: it's ten in the morning.
GG: Oh yeah, I forgot, you dont have a job. YOU FUCKING SCROUNGER. So you want to go see Snakes On A Plane on friday?
Ash: ...Ok
GG: Alright?
Tom: Aye.
GG: Wanna go see Snakes On A Plane on friday?
Tom: ...Fuck yeah.
GG: Cool. Bring beer.
GG: Alright?
Chris: Meh
GG: Wanna go see Snakes On A Plane on friday?
Chris: What the fuck is Snakes On A Plane?
GG: it's a movie about Samuel Jackson beating the fucking shit out of reptiles on a plane, while they kill people and that fucking fat fuck from Nickelodeon.
Chris: Kenan?
GG: Fuck if I know.
Chris: Is there lots of violence?
GG: There's a bit where someone gets his cock bit.
Chris: Swearing?
GG: The primary selling point is the line "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!"
Chris: GOD HAS DECREED THAT I SEE THIS FILM.
GG: Metal. :g-winky:
Cant wait.
Best way to start my vacation?!
Hotenshu Shogun
23-08-06, 20:51
I remember a guy who made a web comic called snakes on a plane, but it was nothing like the movie.
sovietcommando
23-08-06, 21:24
Did they ever think of throwing the snakes OUT of the plane?
Why that's a brilliant idea! We'll throw the snakes out and risk depressurizing the plane. Real slick.
Anyways, apparently some people actually let loose snakes into a theater that was playing the movie. I've forgotten where the theater was though.
Hotenshu Shogun
23-08-06, 21:28
I think it was arizona
T3h_Waffleman
23-08-06, 22:04
I'd wanna wait in the theater where they're showing it with a bunch of fake snakes, and when people start coming in, I'd run out covered in the snakes and screaming like a fucking idiot. Because I am.
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m203/Cyraka/snakesonaplane.jpg
I made this for the hell of it.
You've made one of the Coolest Actors Alive look like a duck.
You've made one of the Coolest Actors Alive look like a duck.
He also made a huge necro-post
GG Hendrix
19-10-06, 20:18
So?
I saw snakes on a plane a while ago and right after the movie my brother said that the movie was just a plane full of steriotypes, I mean he loved it but thats true.
@GG-He said that because its against the rules not that you would know.
P.S. Please don't kill me.
GG Hendrix
19-10-06, 22:08
http://sprites-inc.co.uk/forum/announcement.php?f=3
Nothing in there about it.
And if there was- It's a pointless rule (Unless the thread is like, a year old)
And yet, I get the idea that if he had made a seperate thread, everyone would have gone "Uh, there's already a thread about this movie."
And of course I know the fucking rules, how else would I be able to warp them?
Even though it's not mentioned there we can still get warned for it, cyraka did back a page...i hate un-typed rules, not that i've necro-posted though
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