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Pinkie Pie
06-08-06, 23:08
For those not in the know about Asterix, read up (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asterix), but to those that this concerns, keep reading. (Gaga in perticular.)

Recently the box set of the first six Asterix movies was released, something ive been awaiting for ALONG time, (I've had the set pre-ordered since last year,) and it arrived a few days ago.

Well.. how is it?
As a general rule, there are 4 awesome Asterix films, (Asterix and the Twelve Tasks, Asterix in Britain, Asterix and Ceaser, and Asterix Verus Ceaser (Live Action), 2 decent films, (Asterix Conquers America (the only one done in English first, and with Red Dwarfer Craig Charles as Asterix!) and Asterix and the Big Fight), and 2, rather bad ones, (Asterix the Gaul and Asterix and Cleopatra).
Theres a second Live Action, which I don't yet own, and this set is missing both Asterix Conquers America and the two live action films. This doesn't matter too much as all 3 was released on DVD anyway.

Now, onto to set.
To cut along story short - Most of the films are exactly as I remember, which is good. I said. Most.

Not all.

I'll start off with nitpicking - Asterix and Ceaser is far too bright, taking out the tension in certain "scary" parts of the film. This isn't a total loss, but the night scenes no longer look like night. They just look miscoloured.

Secondly - Asterix and the Twelve Tasks is the opposite, everything is alot darker than its supposed to be - making one scene mid-way through far too hard to see.

Otherwise, most of the films are fine. Again, note the most. There ARE problems with this set. Major problems.

First of all - Asterix and Cleopatra.
While not exactly Disney quality when it was first released, whether its because I have a damaged disc, or the creators of the set severely messed up (the latter most likely, because there is no visable damage to the disk) - but the animation is WORSE than before.

Almost every other frame has been "deleted" - making an already choppily animated film even choppier. This is most noticable when the camera pans over the painted backdrops.
It's a shame, it doesn't look right.


How-ever, that mistake could've been lived with, had they not severely screwed up with the last film on the set -
Asterix and the Big Fight.

The problem?
They replaced the voice acting. Instead of the original actors used in the British and other speaking world dub, they went and used the American dub.

Unfortunately, its not just the accents that go down the drain. It's possible this dub was done after Asterix Conquers America was released, since the actor for Asterix seems to be directly trying to mimick Craig Charles, and even the announcer and Getafix actor.

As you may well know, when an unknown someone tries to mimick another actor for something - things go down the pan.
The storyline has been dumbed-down entirely, with an Announcer tying up already clear story elements, with characters HAVING to explain just what the heck a Gaul or Roman is (not kidding), and worst of all - with name replacements for everything but Asterix and Obelix.

Getafix become Vitalix, Magic Potion becomes Vitamin Poition (because everyone knows, Magic is the work of the devil), and bizarely, Getafix becomes a Wizard rather than a druid. (EH?)

Due to the severely dumbed down nature of the dub, the film is now unwatchable. This may sound like over-reacting, but, it IS. The actors cannot act for toffee, and do not fit the majority of characters at all. Hopefully the seperate release of the film will use the original dub, as this marrs the box set entirely.

Unfortunately, that does mean half the stuff in the box set is rubbish. Twelve Tasks, Asterix & Ceaser and Britain are awesome films - but weigh against the three bad ones (and one, purely due to the pig-headed ness of the DVD Publishers.)... its hard to totally recommend. It might be better just to buy the 3 seperate, altough whether its cheaper, I really cant figure out.

If anyone has any info on the seperate release of Big Fight, PLEASE tell me - I really want to know. (Basically - tell me if it has a narrator or not.)

Hobo
07-08-06, 00:22
Is Obelix in the movies? I've only played teh A&O games.

Pinkie Pie
07-08-06, 00:52
Course. Altough whether his appearence in Asterix the Gaul counts or not is debatable. (He has all of 5 lines.)

Hobo
07-08-06, 00:59
So, it didn't come with the Asterix and the Vikings one eh?

GG Hendrix
07-08-06, 08:52
This news has extremely upset me.
Especially as I still cant find my video of Twelve Tasks, which is one of my fave films of all time.

"This is my fist right here."
"THIS IS MY FOOT RIGHT HERE!"

gagaman
07-08-06, 09:36
Thats a shame to hear that half of it is of poor quality like that, I was looking forward to this set as well, and since they kept delaying it over and over again you would think these problems would of been ironed out. Oh well, maybe I'll just buy the seperate good ones, if that's the case. Also, when did Asterix conquers America get released on DVD (the one with that Red Dwarf guy doing the voice)? I've never seen it out, so I presume it's been long deleted.

Pinkie Pie
07-08-06, 10:54
I also assumed it had been, being a recent film and all. I could be wrong of course.

If anyone is interested in getting the set cheap, ive spotted an Ebay auction:
(Obviously another fan unhappy with the set):
Click (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Asterix-Box-Set-6-Discs-Animated-BRAND-NEW_W0QQitemZ330015510694QQihZ014QQcategoryZ2296QQ rdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

gagaman
07-08-06, 12:05
I'd probably buy the whole set if I could get it dirt cheap anyway, which it eventally will be.

Kuja
07-08-06, 14:57
to gaga: i think the one your thinkin of is asterix conquers america with craig charles as asterix.

its a bit of a let down as ive wouldve liked to have got this! oh well i'll just stick to my two vids (asterix in britain and asterix conquers america) and the whole book collection

BlueSonnet
07-08-06, 19:15
A shame since i saw the set in the forbidden planet the other day and was thinking of putting it on my too-buy list. Bah.

Yakumo
22-08-06, 21:04
I'm sat at a friends house where a few Asterix fans had gathered to watch the big fight which none of us had seen before bar one....

basically it got boo'd off the screen within 2 minutes, everyones shocked at how bad it was, and there's a very upset DVD boxed set owner wondering where on earth her Bill Odie and Brian Blessed voiced over Big Fight she remembers is. we're watching 12 tasks for the umpteenth time as I write this instead :)

we thought maybe their agents couldn't come to a royalty agreement with the compilation authors or something, who knows...
which is why I started searching online to find out, and found the wiki entry pointing me here.

magician?
vitamin potion??
vitalix????

AWFUL, unwatchable.

:(

I think Asterix and Cleopatra was ok, no worse than when I last saw it on TV, i think it was always just a low frame rate thing.

I remember 12 tasks being ridiculously dark when last saw a video of it (bought, not taped off TV), very hard to see some of it, much darker than when I'd previously seen it (on TV, I guess the TV crew fixed it up), it would have been good if they'd fixed that for the DVD, sounds like they haven't unfortunately, but we haven't got to that bit yet.

GG Hendrix
22-08-06, 21:48
Wait, wait, wait, wait...

...BRIAN FUCKING BLESSED is in The Big Fight?

I must find this film.

http://www.spotlightcd.com/hallfame/portraits/brian_blessed_2.jpg

Everyone and everything that is upon this world is NOTHING to Brian Blessed.

Meanwhile-

My friend picked up the box set, against my advise.
Took it back the next day :D

Yakumo
22-08-06, 22:01
yup, he's a centurion though, not Obelix unfortunately. imdb only lists the french voice actors, but I found a list for the british version here :

http://www.hollywood.com/movies/detail/id/263561

well remembered by my friend though.

GG Hendrix
24-08-06, 11:03
I just remembered, that one of my fave lines from anything ever is in an Asterix film.

"BRUTUS. Stop playing with that knife, you'll end up hurting somebody."

Quickman
25-08-06, 09:07
I gotta know... why in the fuck can't us uncultured American swine ever get to see any comics or movies this cool?! I knew of the game, and that was the only reason I even recognized the character! But I've never seen the comic nor any of the movies. I feel so left out...

gagaman
25-08-06, 10:11
For some reason, Asterix is popular in every country in the world, except America and Japan. No one really knows why.

GG Hendrix
25-08-06, 14:17
Because are Americans are wrong, and the Japanese have stuff that is better.

Bah.

Pinkie Pie
25-08-06, 14:34
Something is better than Asterix? Name it.

GG Hendrix
25-08-06, 22:04
Sex.
Jimi Hendrix.
Holland.

gagaman
26-08-06, 09:48
Something is better than Asterix? Name it.
Don't be such a fanboy, Ace.

Looney Tunes.
*decked*

GG Hendrix
26-08-06, 10:01
Looney Tunes.



:g-winky:

gagaman
26-08-06, 11:43
The Asteix comics are fantastic, but the animated movies can be a mixed bag, depending on who developed them.

GG Hendrix
26-08-06, 12:15
I've only seen 12 Tasks (which I love) the one where they go to America (which I only thought was ok) and the one with the druid with the wolf cloak who tried to ruin shit in the camp, and made a Roman fly... Ok, I could have given a better description, but I'm sure you know what I'm on about.


The library near my old, old, old house had TONS of big Asterix comics. I loved em.

gagaman
26-08-06, 12:43
I used to always hang out at the school libary, reading all the Asterix comics, and Calvin and Hobbles books they had. Ahh, just about the only decent memory about High School I have.